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[00:03.220]ohhh, I like this toy. Watch it go…[00:07.669]uw...wait[00:12.523]……[00:15.785]"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead."[00:19.641] ……[00:21.782]I was like six,[00:23.014]I used to get dissed by the chicks,[00:24.788]And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks,[00:27.270]And rocks and sticks and calling me names,[00:29.730]And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains[00:32.094]Eeww![00:32.772]When I left school, it was much iller,[00:34.714]My daddy was a serial killer,[00:36.480]And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back,[00:39.749]With all his dead bodies on my lap[00:41.717]move![00:42.295]When I got home, enough of the static,[00:44.800]Hammer and tools, went up to the attic,[00:47.276]Never knew any other girls or boys,[00:49.750]Only my toys, toys, toys![00:52.210]Bang! Clang![00:53.608]Hammer and twist,[00:54.707]Nobody knows,[00:55.845]I exist, and,[00:56.683]I'm pissed[00:57.503]But I won't be mentally scarred,[00:59.638]Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard,[01:02.528]Monday, ringing the bell,[01:04.706]It's all about show and tell, might as well,[01:07.373]Show all these bastards just what I got[01:10.194]Yo,check out my toy box![01:13.021]……>:)[01:28.178]"Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls?"[Violent J][01:31.635]We got dead bodies everywhere you look,[01:34.412]All the nerds sitting up front got cooked,[01:36.912]Others start screaming and making a dash,[01:39.501]So I start handing out toys fast at last,[01:42.032]You like slinkies, we got slinkies,[01:44.741]Only mine like to wrap around your face,[01:47.182]And stretch, twist, kazoom,[01:49.297]And whip your body all over the ****in' room,[01:52.159]So come, one at a time,[01:54.267]Open your gift and what you will find,[01:56.641]Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget,[01:59.099]It's not everyday that you get your skull split,[02:02.124]You like soldiers? we got soldiers,[02:04.538]Made with rubber and steel, they look real,[02:07.194]But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed,[02:09.578]That's how you get an axe to the forehead[02:11.784]Oww![02:12.257]And don't let em sit around all day,[02:14.538]Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway'cause they can be nifty,[02:19.540]All the toys are ***fty, haha, in my toy box[02:22.363]……>:)[02:38.277]"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"[Violent J][02:41.507]That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute,[02:43.990]Don't **ck around, homie, you can lose an eye with it,[02:46.707]That's my double blade razor whip chop Jimmy,[02:49.339]And it's mine, mother***', so gimme gimme[02:51.679]You want toys, you come to the right place, Try my little toy,[02:55.096]Mutilating,[02:55.913]Mental Case,[02:56.772]Wind him up, let him go among all of ya,[02:59.214]Then BANG! serial slaughterer,[03:01.818]Your turn, reach in and get lucky,[03:04.096]Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky,[03:07.594]It make a funny sound and then,[03:09.250]BANG!Blew the fingers off his f***' hand,[03:11.598]Don't stop, class ain't done yet,[03:14.147]I remember you calling me poindexter,[03:16.419]Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation,[03:19.073]Went into these little creations,[03:21.710]Reach in, you might find something wicked,[03:24.071]Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery,[03:26.394]Off with your head, a robot with a sword,[03:29.052]But now he's looking at me, but what for?[03:31.733]"Eh, wait! Wait a minute! I made you! Get them, not me! E-eh, w-wait a minute mother***!!![03:36.214]……>:))[03:46.213]Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh[03:48.774]Oh I love this record!>:3[03:48.775]（Repeating lyrics）[04:32.814]"Tell me why?"[04:33.965]"Why do you feel like you should still be together with Lisa?"[04:37.469]"Sure, c'ome man! Our relationship ain't all weak and sh**?"[04:42.833]"Ya kno? I mean, I mean, just because she's dead we should break up or somethin'? F*** dat!"[04:48.733]"Tommy Tommy listen to me, She's dead man, you gotta move on,"[04:52.175]"So what?[04:53.865]"So she's dead? Does that make you, fresher than her?"[04:57.038]"I didn't say that-"[04:57.039]"I don't think so!"[04:58.934]"So she don't talk as much and she really don't move around a lot, She's still fresh! She's still fun to be around… you're just prejudice…"[05:08.193]"Huh?"[05:08.293]"You're prejudice against dead people."[05:09.753]"Awww man, You really are one sick bastard Tommy…"[05:12.686]"Yeah?…F*** off!"[05:15.721]"What?!"[05:16.645]"F*** off!"[05:17.832]"What the f*** is that? What does that mean?!"[05:19.849]"It means… F*** off!"[05:21.505]"Man you f***' lost it!"[05:22.952]"Yeah?! F*** OFF!!!"