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[00:00.000] 作曲 : Sebastian Lowe[00:02.281]These are the terms and conditions for living in the UK:[00:04.870]First abandon kindness; it's a fools game[00:07.387]Oh, it's a shame you went to state school in the first place[00:09.905]That'll keep you two steps down in the rat race[00:12.588]You need to learn to hate[00:13.968]America. Russia. Climate Change[00:15.983]China[00:16.717]Rich cunts and poor cunts, the weather and the tax rates[00:18.861]All the ****ers telling you to isolate[00:21.502]Labour and the Liberals and the Greens and the Tory state[00:24.164]Feminism, snowflakes, the EDL[00:26.454]Hate everyone and everything till you can't even stand yourself[00:29.307]Hate the fact you need money[00:30.842]Hate all those who want money[00:32.070]Hate the ****ing game and the taste for wealth[00:34.296]And find love[00:35.753]In beer and drugs and crime[00:37.360]The glory days before the others all arrived[00:39.760]Seek pride in your nations contribution in the war[00:42.556]Watch films about soldiers. Cry at what they died for[00:45.112]A **** ton of corruption in the houses and the courts[00:47.951]The Great British Arse that soars[00:49.999]Right before it shits all over its own people in hoardes[00:52.787]In education, policy, tooth and claw[00:55.438]And then somewhere, between the crackheads and the lords[00:58.314]And the people who believe 'em and the police force[01:00.889]Is a most glorious nation of pride and patience[01:04.368]No I'm only joking of course[01:06.544]We don't smile to much around here love[01:07.991]So wipe it off your face[01:11.846]Our terms and conditions consist of hate[01:25.535]Part two of the UK's terms and conditions[01:27.048]For all but the wealthy and the first class citizens[01:28.456]To anyone poor, or born outside of Britain[01:33.242]You must follow the following conditions Yes?[01:35.762]Okay so what you're saying is the rules don't apply[01:38.621]To anyone with a winning lottery ticket as a bloodline[01:41.517]No[01:41.917]The fact is in practice the rules do apply[01:44.052]With the exceptions of taxes and COVID guidelines[01:46.841]Amongst other things, you know, murder, lies-[01:48.593]With money there's no such thing as a crime![01:52.307]Okay so what your saying is your conditions is money making[01:55.162]No, not money making, money taking[01:56.648]Money taking?[01:57.091]Yes, money taking, after that money saving[02:00.382]Placing, said money, in savings[02:01.140]So greed[02:02.044]Not greed, aspiration see![02:05.431]Aspiration for those with a first class degree[02:07.020]Why of course and a delectable family tree[02:10.823]Your conditions favour the aristocracy[02:13.466]It's the equivalent to sitting in a stadium seat[02:16.145]You stand up for a better view; the guy behind can't see[02:18.790]Basically[02:19.836]Your Ts&Cs mean liberty[02:21.229]But freedom doesn't recognise poverty[02:25.087]Oh shit[02:27.849]So smile, smile, smile[02:31.573]As you have much to be thankful for[02:36.162]These terms and conditions were[02:41.713]Never truly yours...[02:44.657]For the taking![02:46.155]Did you have me mistaken when you this country half way?[02:50.082]With the silly little dreams of a child half baked?[02:51.891]And the mind of an animal scrounging for bait?[02:53.432]Did you forget about me?[02:57.154]It seems you did[02:58.293]I'm the ****ing man![02:59.603]I decide who lives and dies[03:02.058]You are nothing[03:03.405]But the blood between my eyes[03:06.235]And I decree with each part of me that you are doomed for all of time[03:11.202]To revoke my spell, sans protest[03:14.445]Please[03:16.772]Step in line