[00:00.00] 作词 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman[00:00.16] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman[00:00.32]JERRY, SPOKEN: They just... they just killed those guys![00:03.12]JOE, SPOKEN: To death![00:04.42]JERRY, SPOKEN: We can't stay here, Chicago's too hot![00:06.96]JOE, SPOKEN: Sweet Sue needs a sax and a bass, and she's gonna get 'em[00:09.83]From now on, I'm Jo…sephine, and you're Jer…aldine![00:14.17]JERRY, SPOKEN: You've flipped your wig![00:15.37]JOE, SPOKEN: Now you're talkin'![00:16.39]We're going on tour with Sweet Sue's band[00:17.90]Once we get to San Diego, it's a hop, skip, and a jump to Mexico![00:21.22]JERRY, SPOKEN: And how do you propose—?[00:22.19]JOE, SPOKEN: We'll make it up as we go![00:23.68]It's like jazz, we'll just vamp[00:25.95]JERRY, SPOKEN: ''We'll just vamp'' is not a plan![00:27.65]JOE, SPOKEN: Moment of truth, tied-brother[00:29.00]We gotta riff![00:30.10]We gotta jam![00:31.17]We gotta go![00:33.11]JOE: When the club shuts down at two A.M[00:35.30]And most folks hit the hay[00:37.44]Well, we're two cats who love to jam[00:39.43]So we stay up and play[00:41.52]When someone hits a rhythm[00:43.24]Then a riff comes from a horn[00:45.80]Then we jump in and play it out[00:47.76]'Til a brand new song is born![00:49.96]Well, this is like a late-night jam[00:51.97]But now it's just us two![00:54.03]So 'til the tune is perfect, kiddo[00:56.33]You know what we have to do![00:58.05]We'll just vamp, 'til we're ready[01:00.06]We'll just vamp, on moon and June[01:02.13]We'll just vamp, 'til the way to walk and talk flows like a tune![01:06.39]We'll just vamp, 'til we find the groove that keeps us both alive[01:10.70]The Josephine and Geraldine save Joe and Jerry jive![01:15.01]JERRY, SPOKEN: You're not hearing me, Joe[01:16.55]JOE, SPOKEN: You're right, I'm sorry[01:18.51]Let's hear your idea... Oh, you don't have one?![01:21.85]Strip![01:24.46]JOE: This girdle may be all that keeps us[01:26.60]From an early grave[01:28.51]Some nylons just might save us[01:30.52]But these legs will need a shave![01:32.69]JERRY: Your magic can't protect us[01:34.55]JOE: And we do not own a gun[01:36.87]JERRY: Well, Joe, we're out of options[01:38.75]So like stockings, girl, let's run![01:41.13]JOE: The girls we've known will now become[01:43.09]A note, a beat, a chord[01:45.23]So play it out and just put forth[01:47.27]Our musical, feminine Smörgåsbord![01:49.31]BOTH: We'll just vamp, 'til we're ready[01:51.29]We'll just vamp, on moon and June[01:53.38]We'll just vamp, 'til the way to walk and talk flows like a tune![01:57.51]We'll just vamp, 'til we hit the groove that lets us both survive[02:01.90]The Josephine and Geraldine save Joe and Jerry jive![02:06.44]JOE: We've been watching women since we crawled out of the crib[02:10.31]JERRY: Yes, there's a woman in me, just think Adam and his rib[02:14.44]JOE: And for a voice, just think of every songbird we have backed[02:18.54]JERRY: Well, use the bitch[02:19.74]JOE: And make the switch[02:20.68]BOTH: Or this might be our final act![02:23.03]JERRY: A wig is an accent[02:23.92]JOE: A stocking's a rest[02:24.88]BOTH: There's a harmony in this scent![02:26.97]JOE: You'll be a sensation[02:27.97]JERRY: In the right foundation[02:29.12]JOE: Find the doll[02:30.19]Beneath the gent[02:31.31]JERRY: A skirt is a lick[02:32.22]JOE: A garter's a riff[02:33.19]JERRY: There's a melody in this glove![02:35.41]JOE: Just make your pick 'til you're feeling diff—[02:37.37]JERRY: Who's that looker in the mirror? I think I'm in love![02:39.70]JOE: The girl I'll be will use her hips[02:41.42]Just like a set of drums[02:43.56]She'll go boom-ba-da-boom-ba-da[02:44.89]Row, and hit the scene[02:45.94]Fellas, here she comes![02:47.90]JERRY: I'll tiptoe like an opus[02:49.57]Yes, a symphony of strings[02:52.03]This fellow won't be mellow[02:53.72]More like Jell-O that's on springs![02:56.26]JOE: Let's put it all together[02:57.77]Every color shape and size[03:00.46]JERRY: It's true, we're really in a jam[03:02.37]So, sister, time to improvise![03:04.64]BOTH: Sister, time to improvise![03:10.76]So let's vamp, 'til we're ready[03:12.71]We'll just vamp, on moon to June[03:14.80]We'll just vamp, 'til the way to walk and talk flows like a tune![03:18.98]We'll just vamp, now we've got the theme to play when we arrive[03:23.35]The Josephine and Geraldine[03:27.53]The Josephine and Geraldine[03:31.68]The Josephine and Geraldine save Joe and Jerry[03:36.49]Jive-!