The Brain - Mel Brooks.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Mel Brooks
[00:00.204] 作曲 : Mel Brooks
[00:00.409]STUDENT #1: It's been said that your grandfather brought dead tissue back to life
[00:05.025]Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:10.778]STUDENT #2: It's been said that your grandfather created a horrifying monster
[00:14.940]Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:20.939]STUDENT #3: It's been said. . . nay, even sung
[00:23.825](sung) That your grandfather's monster, hurt and lamed,
[00:27.380]Killed and maimed
[00:29.183]Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:34.675]STUDENTS: Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:36.523]Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:38.612]Is that true
[00:39.660]Is that true
[00:40.721]Is that true
[00:41.494]Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:45.919]FREDERICK (spoken): That's Fronkensteen!
[00:48.234]My name, it's pronounced Fronkensteen!
[00:53.587]Yes, yes, the whole world knows what my grandfather did.
[01:00.861]But please, do I look like the kind of madman who'd prowl around graveyards, digging up freshly buried corpses?
[01:07.598]STUDENT #1: Well, Professor
[01:08.119]FREDERICK: Don't answer that!
[01:09.935](sung) I'm not a Frankenstein
[01:12.480]I don't indulge in hijinks or tomfoolery!
[01:16.531]I'm not a Frankenstein
[01:19.165]I don't believe in mummies ghosts, or Ghoulery!
[01:22.714]I deal in fact not fiction
[01:24.295]I am a scientist
[01:26.120]I live for truth and reason
[01:27.683]That's the reason I exist
[01:31.339](spoken) There is a vast difference between my crazy grandfather's delusional experiments and my own devotion to pure science.
[01:37.570]Which leads us directly to the subject of today's lecture
[01:41.965](sung) The brain!
[01:44.041]There is nothing like the brain
[01:47.178]Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys
[01:49.287]When stacked against the brain!
[01:53.730]Insane!
[01:55.829]I'm insane about the brain!
[01:58.711]No invention in the universe is equal to the brain!
[02:05.548]The mouth's a marvel when it comes to eating
[02:08.433]I've nothing against the womb
[02:11.508]I thank the bladder when I'm excreting
[02:14.343]And I always give the elbow room!
[02:18.463]But the brain!
[02:20.836]Please allow me to explain
[02:23.715]There's no organ can compare to it
[02:25.810]I swear to it, it's plain
[02:30.270]It's the brain
[02:31.580](spoken) Mr. Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instruction to, has graciously offered his services for this afternoon's demonstration
[02:40.235](sung) His medulla oblongata tells his brain stem that it's gotta
[02:42.836]Send an impulse full of data which creates a lotta pain
[02:45.211]His frontal lobe gets busy with a thought that makes him dizzy
[02:47.574]Puts his cortex in a tizzy so he never will complain
[02:50.412]That's what I love about the brain!
[02:53.754](spoken) Mr. Hilltop, will you raise your left knee, please.
[02:58.931]You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse. Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee.
[03:03.326]Reflex movements, on the other hand, are those which are made independently of the will. Why you dirty rotten yellow son-of-a-b***h!
[03:09.727]MR. HILLTOP: Ooooh!
[03:11.047]FREDERICK: Even though I almost kneed him
[03:12.350]His reflexes have no freedom
[03:13.401]To react when I mistreat him
[03:14.460]It's important I explain
[03:15.760]Synaptic nerve connection
[03:16.777]Goes its way without detection
[03:18.080]Bringing cranial protection
[03:19.140]In a never-ending chain!
[03:20.965]That's what I love about the brain!
[03:25.167](spoken) But what if we were to block those nerve impulses by simply applying local pressure . . . . . .
[03:30.121]which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp, just at the swelling of the posterior nerve root . . . for say, oh, four seconds . . . . . .
[03:37.155]Why you mother-grabbing bastard!
[03:40.289]As you can see, even though I have just smashed my knee into his crotch, he does not react.
[03:43.876]He feels absolutely nothing
[03:45.168]MR. HILLTOP: Mmmm
[03:47.150]FREDERICK: More or less. So if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses from the brain, we would collapse . .
[03:53.635]Like a bunch . . . of . . . broccoli!
[03:56.515]MR. HILLTOP: Oooooh!
[03:57.806]FREDERICK (sung): And in conclusion
[03:59.131]So there's no confusion
[04:00.161]Let me say it once again
[04:02.969]Though your genitalia has been known to fail ya
[04:05.592]You can bet your ass on the brain!
[04:09.328](spoken) Everybody!
[04:09.840]STUDENTS (sung): The brain!
[04:11.862]There is nothing like the brain!
[04:14.989]It's the king of our anatomy
[04:17.091]And ever shall it reign!
[04:21.053]FREDERICK: You can call me Copernicus, Kepler, or Newton
[04:23.151]Compare me to Freud, I'd feel high-falutin!
[04:24.927]Call me a Darwin, I love that man's theory
[04:26.227]Call me Pasteur, and watch me get teary!
[04:27.789]Say Madame Curie that would be the best
[04:29.114]Call me a Rorschach, I'm up to the test!
[04:30.675]I really light up When you call me Edison
[04:31.978]Call me an Erlich, I like that man's medicine
[04:33.541]Call me Marconi, that wireless wow
[04:34.847]Call me Pavlov, and I'll bark like a chow
[04:36.426]Call me an Einstein and that would be fine
[04:38.018]If you called me a Tesla, I wouldn't decline
[04:39.327]But to call me a Frankenstein would be insane
[04:41.680]Cause I love (STUDENTS: His name is Fronkensteen)
[04:45.611]The (The facts are plain, there is nothing like the-)
[04:48.517]The brain! (Brain!)