[00:00.000]Evelyn: Patrick, can you please do something? Your friends are ruining everything.[00:03.505]Patrick: Seriously, Paul, Jean, there are more important things to worry about than, excuse me, Sri Lanka or the death of downtown.[00:10.281]Apartheid, for one, is simply not done[00:13.889]And we need to slow down the arms race[00:17.057]Oh, terrorism is fine, it keeps the commies in line[00:21.070]And ending world hunger will save face[00:23.599]Courtney: Why exactly is there an ice cube in my soy sauce?[00:26.403]Evelyn: To chill it, Courtney.[00:28.038]The Middle East is a beast, a big drag at least[00:32.015]It sure needs some kind of segue[00:35.420]But the last thing we need in the land overseas[00:39.253]Are displays of American meddling[00:42.291]Oh, Sri Lanka[00:46.622]Your love I cannot find[00:49.221]You are so distant[00:53.908]You are not one of mine[00:57.478]We need to ensure America’s pure[01:01.073]And takes care of the domestic[01:04.488]Old men and old ladies[01:06.590]And babies with rabies[01:08.460]The places where AIDS has infested[01:12.198]Let’s take some axes to federal taxes[01:15.469]Let’s throw away our inhibitions[01:19.247]Let’s open the doors for Standard and Poors[01:22.946]And mergers and acquisitions[01:26.684]I hope you die, yuppie scum[01:30.189]I can’t believe that we came from[01:34.629]All the same material[01:37.666]The same dad and the same mom[01:40.470]Oh, Sri Lanka[01:44.872]Your love I cannot find[01:47.713]You are so distant[01:52.008]You are not one of mine[01:54.922]Oh, Sri Lanka[01:59.399]You do not understand[02:02.145]You are so foreign[02:06.544]And far from my land[02:09.583]Oh, Sri Lanka