[00:00.30]I look out from my window at the losers down below.[00:06.50]I'm a king, and they're just bums.[00:09.64]I'm the toast among the crumbs.[00:13.03]The profile in the mirror gets more classic everyday.[00:19.08]Every feature, every trait.[00:21.74]Is this to be my fate? Oh, why was I made this way -ay?[00:35.27]Blast you.[00:36.00]Superior. I'm so much better than you.[00:43.59]A cut above the rest.[00:45.69]In so many ways I'm blessed[00:47.58]Oh woe is me. What shall I do?[00:52.28]Superior. The creamy creme de la crop.[01:00.04]I'm flying on a higher plane.[01:02.47]Tried to drag me down your drain,[01:04.81]But I'll remain right here on top. Thank you.[01:10.26]Eons and eons of devolving peons[01:14.07]Have just served to lower the bar.[01:18.47]It's survival of the dumbest,[01:20.45]While us great ones get punished,[01:22.33]In a world of black holes, I'm a star![01:28.39]Superior. Oh, don't you wish you were me.[01:35.64]You're so bland, and I'm sublime.[01:37.95]A pearl cast before you swine,[01:40.19]But you're too blind to see. Hello.[01:44.99]A cut crystal jar. A fine caviar.[01:49.42]A bubble bath, and gold pinky rings.[01:53.90]Ascots and brie. Me, me, me, and more me.[01:57.73]Along with a quartet of strings.[02:02.00]Watch me work.[02:07.13]Wait for me now.[02:10.61]Well, somebody's flat.[02:15.36]My reed, sorry.[02:16.79]Now pick it up. 5, 6, 7, 8.[02:20.87]Superior. You ask me how I know.[02:28.21]The answer's so profound. Oh, how do I dumb this down?[02:32.59]You inferior. Me superior.[02:36.20]Nothing makes me leerier than your gouache exterior![02:40.90]I'm superior! (Coughing)[02:52.67]The next evolutionary step.