Qualifiers - Open Mike Eagle.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Andrew Glennon/Mike Eagle
[00:04.44][Verse 1]
[00:14.01]I see the deepest greens
[00:15.81]I hear the darkest blues
[00:17.37]Might not be synesthesia
[00:19.02]Might be apartment fumes
[00:20.67]G-g-get up and dance
[00:22.59]G-g-get up and dance
[00:23.91]I w-w-wipe my son's ass
[00:25.38]Qualifiers+Dark Comedy+And get shit on my hands
[00:27.36]He'd get in my car and be like
[00:29.25]"Daddy play some Busdriver"
[00:30.63]Qualifiers+Dark Comedy+Why the ****'s it take two lines to do a one liner
[00:34.50]And why's it take three beats to do a two-step
[00:37.59]Sick days, I got two left
[00:39.18]So I take five, Dave Brubeck
[00:40.95]I make jazz jokes so I'm flat broke
[00:42.72]Mad at LOST and that black smoke
[00:44.37]Qualifiers+Dark Comedy**** you if you're a white man that assumes I speak for black folks
[00:47.85]Qualifiers+Dark Comedy**** you if you're a white man who thinks I can't speak for black folk
[00:51.30]Let that soak in your rap quotes
[00:52.95]And your head hurt, and your back broke
[00:54.63]I'm half crack smoke and half black soap
[00:56.40]I admit that it's an imperfect blend
[00:58.20]Hold up it's my turn again
[00:59.76]I'm playing thirteen games of Words With Friends
[01:01.74]Lift your hands
[01:02.52]Lift your head if your clothes are clean and your kids are fed
[01:04.95]Mine's potty trained, so when he pisses the bed
[01:06.60]Then he can tell I'm heated like infrared, yeah
[01:09.12][Hook x2]
[01:09.30]We're the best, mostly
[01:10.47]Sometimes the freshest rhymers
[01:12.36]We the tightest kinda
[01:13.89]Respect my qualifiers
[01:15.63]Respect my qualifiers
[01:17.46]Respect my qualifiers
[01:19.14]Respect my qualifiers
[01:24.72][Verse 2]
[01:36.33]They say they're looking for me, but I don't wanna hear it
[01:39.81]You can find me in the park district, volunteering
[01:43.23]With my hair disheveled, and my sneakers scuffed
[01:46.59]Or use your gps and get your celly features up
[01:49.98]I went to Africa, they played me on the radio
[01:53.43]And did I weird the people out, yeah, maybe so
[01:56.70]Cause all they knew was jive
[01:58.17]Qualifiers+Dark Comedy+And all I do is shit
[02:00.24]And 'Bright Green Light' made the program director lose his mind
[02:03.24]Qualifiers+Dark Comedy+He said What type of rap is that? Ain't no bitches, hoes
[02:07.20]And I ain't even being funny, homie didn't know
[02:10.35]Shoulda said it's whimsical
[02:12.15]Like Serengeti taught me
[02:13.92]My thoughts are very lofty
[02:15.45]Response time is very faulty
[02:17.43]I'm far too young to lead
[02:19.14]And way to old to die
[02:20.82]I ain't played Call of Duty, smoke you in Golden Eye
[02:24.27]RPG, roll the die
[02:25.83]JPG Kobe Tai
[02:26.25]PG 13 Cobra Kai
[02:29.10]PPG Luc Robitaille
[02:30.60][Hook]
[02:33.06][Outro]
[02:34.74]I didn't write the words you hear me singing
[03:01.29]I didn't sing a line before this one
[03:04.62]And you are not the one I was addressing
[03:08.01]That person took a train to Africa
[03:11.49]And simultaneous events don't happen
[03:15.09]We are isolated temporally
[03:19.83]And the part is never called the whole thing
[03:21.96]Though it bothers us to know it so