[00:00.000] 作词 : Kate Anderson/Elyssa Lynne[00:00.179] 作曲 : Kate Anderson/Elyssa Lynne[00:00.358]Narrator:[00:00.619]When there's a man outside your window,[00:04.073]and he's out there looking in, oh,[00:08.059]and you know it's just his job to clean your windows,[00:13.105]that's how his day goes.[00:15.238]But the look upon his face shows,[00:18.154]that this might be[00:19.746]way too close, way too close.[00:23.997]You're fully naked and he's basically a foot a way[00:28.184]that's way too close[00:29.703]way too close.[00:31.830]That is what I mean when I say you're too close.[00:36.098]Birdie:[00:36.360]I don't get what you're saying,[00:37.954]it sounds like he was just concerned,[00:41.077]and I feel like that is earned.[00:42.672]New Narrator:[00:42.934]You're not getting it.[00:44.004]When there's a boy that loves his piggie,[00:46.386](Sounds like a great piggie.)[00:48.517]But the pig gets really biggie,[00:51.170](Piggie's gotta grow.)[00:52.230]And his daddy says "it's time to gimme piggie"[00:56.770](What?)[00:57.567]He's coming with me.[00:58.891](Oh no!)[00:59.688]That boy forgot that they were farmers[01:02.079](pig farmers)[01:02.877]nd he knows that he is way too close,[01:04.197]Both:[01:04.472]way too close.[01:08.331]Now he can barely eat his bacon and he knows that he was way too close[01:13.861]way too close.[01:16.255]wouldn't you agree that he got too close?[01:19.969]Birdie:[01:20.240]Is it like when a stranger in the next stall over asks you for some toilet paper,[01:25.551]which is fine and dandy[01:27.949]until they start to tell you all about their day without you asking and they talk to you[01:33.805]while you can hear everything[01:36.187]New Narrator:[01:36.460]Everything[01:36.981](Everything)[01:38.044]Everything[01:38.850](Everything)[01:40.172]Both:[01:40.435]You don't know what the heck is happening or how to stop[01:43.887]whatever it is[01:45.218]yeah, whatever it is.[01:47.078]Uhuh, it's way too close[01:49.470]way too close.[01:52.121]Birdie:[01:52.122]None of this applies to me,[01:53.717]this family's my family.[01:55.575]New Narrator:[01:55.848]You're way too close[01:57.169](Never too close)[01:57.968]way too close.[01:59.027](Never too close)[01:59.825]New Narrator:[02:00.099]This is why it's bad to be too close[02:03.812]Birdie:[02:04.084]This is not that boy and his piggie.[02:08.058]Both:[02:08.335]That boy is probably a vegan now because he got[02:11.784]way too close.[02:15.238]And it's hard to be a vegan,[02:18.426]cause there's not as many options[02:22.140]I guess that's something we agree in.