[00:02.40]In duh valley of duh jolly... (Ho - ho - ho)[00:09.72]Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes)[00:14.46]He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts)[00:16.17]He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips[00:19.08]And then he hits you with a can of beans[00:23.04]He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts)[00:26.28]The cat stands tall and green (spinach)[00:29.76]Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size[00:33.33]And that's why the cat's so mean[00:37.23]One day he left His valley pad[00:40.74]I mean to say This cat was mad[00:44.22]Now listen 'round He wasn't gone long[00:46.83]And then he ran into an Amazon[00:50.88]Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)[00:54.42]He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)[00:59.22]Well, he looked at her[01:00.63]And she looked at him[01:01.35]And she almost passed out from fright[01:05.55]He looked at her Thought, "what a dilly"[01:09.15]He touched her once She slapped him silly[01:12.84]This was something He had never sensed[01:16.14]He looked at her As she commenced[01:19.50]Now listen, pal This ain't no fluke[01:23.16]I can't see goin' with a big green kook"[01:26.25]You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)[01:29.43]Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)[01:33.51]He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley[01:37.05]The cat was color-blind[01:39.18]MUSIC TO FADE