[00:00.000] 作曲 : Gerard Alessandrini[00:00.470]I want a theatrical revolution![00:02.883]I want a theatrical execution.[00:06.072]And I know just who can help me[00:09.788]Dear Stephen Sondheim, I am texting this to you[00:15.649]And I hope that you will read it so you'll know[00:20.179]I hate the newer fashions, but your musical Assassins[00:28.183]Summarizes how to kill Miranda's show.[00:39.913]Every big show has the right to be vapid[00:47.078]Last year's fad is not as bad as it seems[00:54.515]Tourist traps can still delight[00:57.959]lf they don't have any bite[01:01.692]Even Motown features nightly Supremes[01:08.879]Every good show has the right to be wicked[01:16.056]Even though the score has overwrought themes[01:23.544]Actors can fill in a lot[01:26.980]Even with a puerile plot[01:30.694]Everybody cheers when Elphaba screams![01:37.874]Every big show has the right to be happy[01:45.036]Stylish fluff is not as tough as it seems[01:52.485]Spotlights drenched with colored gels[01:56.207]Prove that purple always sells[01:59.671]Genies dressed in blue are bankable dreams[02:07.101]Big Broadway means your family comes to[02:10.567]On vacations, take relations[02:14.019]Big Broadway means the money comes through[02:17.750]Corporations, undeserved ovations[02:20.940]Big Broadway means you don't have to sit[02:25.195]That's right, through a critical hit[02:27.839]By some arrogant Brit[02:29.708]And you have to submit[02:32.904]Submit[02:34.492]Submit[02:36.369]Submit[02:38.209]Every show has got the right to be catty[02:45.924]A kitten, sing and dance while everyone creams[02:53.119]Rich kids who are mostly white[02:56.831]Spend their parents' dough at night[03:00.280]On a show that's loud and light to extremes[03:07.457]Every show has got the right[03:11.738]In your dreams...