【囧菌翻唱】后妈茶话会 tough love（翻自 PattyCake Productions） - 封茗囧菌.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : PattyCake Productions
[00:01.000] 作曲 : PattyCake Productions
[00:19.058]Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
[00:21.949]I must find the way to power through a noble brow
[00:24.480]I married once for love then my senses came
[00:27.463]I must marry for the stature of my husband's name
[00:30.331]Onto marrige number two
[00:31.828]I knew what I had to do
[00:33.268]and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two
[00:35.659]solved problem number one,now to problem number two
[00:38.689]His doe-eyed littlle girl with gentle point of view
[00:41.753]Would I ship her off to school?
[00:42.938]No!I told her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep
[00:46.038]and so she became the maid!
[00:47.326]She was lazy!
[00:48.220]She was crazy!
[00:48.964]She was talking to the mice!
[00:50.229]She was hopelessly naive,so she had to pay the price.
[00:52.922]I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind.
[00:56.022]I could have thrown her out,but I'm benevolent and kind.
[00:59.075]Mother,your heart's too big for you!
[01:04.310]I knew what I had to do
[01:09.418]After all,difficult children will take advantage of your good nature.
[01:13.389]So you lock them up
[01:15.967]Throw away the key!
[01:17.232]There's one on every family tree
[01:19.960]Ungrateful!
[01:20.912]Hateful!
[01:21.980]Vile too!The things she put you through!
[01:25.150]Break their spirit so they obey!
[01:28.226]Now they'll do anything you say
[01:31.058]Maybe you'd call it cruel but
[01:33.997]others would call it love
[01:36.410]Tough Love!
[01:38.187]I ask you,is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
[01:42.040]Oh,no,they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just…
[01:46.162]ruin everything!
[01:48.437]I never wanted children
[01:49.568]life was better on my own
[01:50.892]all the screaming,nagging chilled me to the bone!
[01:53.585]But then one day i came across a flower growing free
[01:56.883]it's magic kept me young,so i kept it all for me!
[01:59.692]But someone dug it up now a baby held the power
[02:02.663]so I "borrowed"her and locked her up and hid her in a tower!
[02:05.066]Years went by,OH!
[02:06.785]The sacrifice and against my better judgment,I fed her once or twice.
[02:10.570]Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young
[02:13.622]But that's messy
[02:14.969]manipulatin's easily more fun
[02:16.467]A little guilt,a lot of force,of course you have to lie
[02:18.975]remind them without you,they'd shrivel up and die!
[02:21.946]They only have themselves to blame!
[02:27.866]If you'd been there, you'd do the same
[02:34.043]So work them hard'til they fall in line
[02:36.039]There's one way and it's only mine
[02:38.825]Children are lazy
[02:40.405]Spoiled too
[02:41.763]But we know what to do!
[02:44.537]Govern them with a heart of stone
[02:47.137]Lock them up so they're all alone
[02:50.191]Maybe you'd call it cruel but,
[02:53.082]others would call it love,tough love!
[02:57.226]Ugh!Her own tower with a water view
[02:59.711]and she runs away the first chance she gets
[03:02.021]These wretched brats think the world owes them something
[03:05.608]But it doesn't
[03:07.105]Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
[03:09.358]but there was more I hand in mind a greater plan
[03:12.666]I never cared to share,so The King would have to fall
[03:15.603]But his child blocked the way to me and"Fairest of them all"
[03:18.378]She was chubby.She was dumb
[03:19.666]and grotesquely optimistic
[03:21.257]She needed structure in her life!She wasn't realistic
[03:23.962]I gave her chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy
[03:26.852]but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!
[03:29.835]Love?!Was I just sit by and wait?!
[03:32.654]for her to take my crown? NO!
[03:34.514]she hand sealed her fate!
[03:35.617]She hand to go,and so she did and you know what they say
[03:38.078]"An apple once a day keeps your enemies away" “
[03:40.818]Don't be fooled by their tender smile!
[03:46.448]give an inch and they'll run a mile!
[03:55.573]Our ider of a happy home
[03:57.860]Is one where we live all alone!
[04:00.611]Dark,Depressing,Desolate!
[04:03.676]Now let's all drink to that!
[04:06.555]call us "wicked" and call us "mean"
[04:09.144]"Cruel" and everything in between
[04:12.115]You could say it's unjust
[04:14.589]Turning their dreams to dust
[04:17.421]This is what we call love
[04:22.634]Tough Love!