Strike That, Reverse It - Marc Shaiman/Christian Borle.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Scott Wittman/Marc Shaiman
[00:00.633] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman
[00:01.266]WONKA: Our schedule has no room for intros, languid and rubato...
[00:06.050]Accelerate right to the verse and play it molto presto and staccato!
[00:10.819]Now let's get the small talk out of the way.
[00:13.103]What zigzag roads and fickle fates have led you to my chocolate gates?
[00:16.068]I'm sure the stories would enthrall
[00:17.694]But time is racing by us all
[00:19.194]I'd love a rhyme or riddle or two
[00:20.615]But there's so much time, so little to do!
[00:24.226]So much time, so little to do?
[00:26.272]Please strike that, reverse it!
[00:28.071]I meant the other way!
[00:32.711]It doesn't take a Sigmund Freud
[00:34.148]To see I'm charmed and overjoyed
[00:35.694]But pardon if I start to fret,
[00:37.150]We've not begun our journey yet!
[00:38.677]No time to borrow or delay,
[00:40.108]What's here tomorrow's gone today-
[00:44.191]What's here tomorrow's gone today?
[00:46.635]Whoops! Strike that, reverse it!
[00:48.395]My tongue has feet of clay!
[00:49.904]You bid the tasteless world adieu
[00:51.313]To chew the goo awaiting you
[00:52.819]But scurry, for the Wonka clock keeps ticking!
[00:55.852]Inside these doors the floors are sweet,
[00:57.345]There's rugs and carpets you can eat,
[00:58.849]And best of all, the wallpaper needs licking!
[01:01.910]This day of punctuality is scheduled to the Nth degree,
[01:04.955]I wish that I had time to share my thoughts on makeup, clothes, and hair...
[01:09.058]Madam!
[01:09.801]MRS TEAVEE: Yes?
[01:10.646]WONKA: Your hair, your dress, your shoes are great! You're dressed for 1958
[01:16.001]MRS TEAVEE: I tried those little short shorts but they kept riding up.
[01:19.207]WONKA: No strike that, reverse it!
[01:20.908]Let's get on with our day!
[01:22.538]Gloops!
[01:23.334]MRS GLOOP: Mister Wonka, guten tag!
[01:25.381]WONKA: Willkommen Frau Gloop! Delighted to meet you, and this must be little Augustus.
[01:29.725]AUGUSTUS: Hello!!
[01:30.927]MS. GLOOP: He's my tiny little pickle
[01:32.542]WONKA: Pleased to meet you Augustus but I'm afraid I must confiscate your sausage!
[01:36.645]AUGUSTUS: But that's my lunch!
[01:39.342]WONKA: You may go first but lose the wurst!
[01:41.265]AUGUSTUS: That's sad because I love 'em
[01:42.869]WONKA: To lead our group, Augustus Gloop, for who could lose sight of him?
[01:46.003]ALL: Yes who could lose sight of him!
[01:47.435]WONKA: Salts!
[01:48.283]MR SALT: Zdravstvuyte! Oleg Salt from Novosibirsk. I run Salt peanuts, Salt cod, and Salt mines.
[01:54.544]WONKA: That's a lot of salt. You should watch your blood pressure.
[01:56.689]MR SALT: And this is my wonderful daughter...
[01:58.920]WONKA: Dyspepsia
[01:59.747]VERUCA: Veruca.
[02:00.354]WONKA: Angina
[02:01.089]VERUCA: Veruca!
[02:01.667]WONKA: Diarrhea
[02:02.359]VERUCA: VERUCA!!
[02:03.358]WONKA: Oh I'm terribly sorry, I was checking your father's medical records.
[02:06.066]Oleg, ingenue, you really must take care of yourself.
[02:08.907]VERUCA: I'll take care of you Wonka if you don't focus on me!
[02:13.624]WONKA: It's a pleasure, dear, to have you here,
[02:15.258]Where did you get that mink?
[02:16.856]VERUCA: Are you for real?!
[02:17.853]MR SALT: It's baby seal that's clubbed then tickled pink.
[02:20.107]ALL: It's clubbed then tickled, clubbed then tickled, clubbed then tickled pink!
[02:22.884]WONKA: Beauregardes!
[02:24.507]MR BEAUREGARDE: Eugene Beauregarde, here is my card.
[02:26.939]WONKA: I'll cherish it.
[02:28.339]MR BEAUREGARDE: Smile
[02:29.425]VIOLET: Instagram it daddy
[02:30.687]MR BEAUREGARDE: And I guess you already know the Queen of Pop
[02:32.998]WONKA: Delighted to meet you your majesty. And what is it exactly you do?
[02:37.435]VIOLET: Do?! I chew!
[02:38.997]WONKA: Gesundheit!
[02:39.807]VIOLET: The same piece of gum for the last three years!
[02:42.841]MR BEAUREGARDE: It's a jaw-popping world record! Why, she's got over 50,000 twitter followers,
[02:46.647]Her own YouTube channel, and one day,
[02:48.888]We gonna open up a bubble gum boutique in Beverly Hills!
[02:51.904]WONKA: Well congratulations, I must drop by, but you can't bring gum in here.
[02:56.007]VIOLET: Why not?!
[02:57.031]WONKA: Because...it's disgusting.
[02:58.904]VIOLET: Just let me in I'm here to win!
[03:00.547]WONKA: You like to beat your drum! Your confidence is quite intense but just don't jump the gum!
[03:05.435]ALL: Don't jump, don't jump, just don't jump the gum
[03:08.173]WONKA: Next!
[03:08.885]MIKE: Hey, dufus, d'you have wifi?
[03:10.739]WONKA: I'll take that.
[03:11.702]MIKE: Wh-
[03:12.000]MRS TEAVEE: Ethel Teavee and this is Mike Teavee. We should be on the list.
[03:14.825]WONKA: Ah yes, Mike Teavee, the boy who hacked into my computers.
[03:22.703]So Mike the brain you must explain just how you hacked the tickets
[03:25.765]MIKE: Shut up old man. I'm not a fan. You know where you can stick it.
[03:29.206]ALL: You can stick it
[03:31.264]WONKA: And there's no alcohol in my factory, I'm afraid.
[03:33.517]MRS TEAVEE: It's lemonade
[03:34.595]WONKA: Mhmm. WOAH NELLIE!!!
[03:42.934]MRS TEAVEE: Homemade. You should visit my factory sometime.
[03:47.516]WONKA: It seems that I've left someone out.
[03:49.627]Who else is here, now give a shout!
[03:51.364]CHARLIE: Uh, Mr. Wonka, I'm the last.
[03:53.289]WONKA: Is least the last to join our cast. Name?
[03:56.927]JOE: Joe Bucket, at your service, sir!
[03:58.732]WONKA: Delighted!
[03:59.495]JOE: Actually...
[04:00.044]WONKA: Enraptured!
[04:01.030]JOE: Matter of fact...
[04:01.682]WONKA: Fascinating! And you must be Charlie.
[04:03.800]Well, well, well, Charlie Bucket,
[04:06.619]The boy who waited until the very last moment to get his ticket
[04:11.451]Don't leave it so late next time!
[04:13.046]CHARLIE: But I-
[04:13.811]WONKA: Now, messes Bucket, Salt, and Beauregarde, Madame Teavee and Shatzi Gloop,
[04:17.711]You're visitors in my backyard while shepherding this tiny troupe.
[04:21.138]And so I look to you to lead your future generations,
[04:24.673]I must insist you hear and heed my rules and regulations!
[04:31.141]I'd love to lounge and lolly gag
[04:32.530]And give each tongue the chance to wag
[04:33.883]But I must get you all to sign this contract on the dotted line
[04:36.610]There's no reprise, the way time flies to do the T's and cross the I's!
[04:39.971]DAMN strike that, reverse it!
[04:41.671]Please ink without delay!
[04:43.103]MR SALT: May I see the dossier?
[04:44.482]MR BEAUREGARDE: And negotiate her pay?
[04:45.940]ALL: Sir what does this contract say?
[04:48.153]WONKA: Well... The undersigned herein to for cite
[04:51.074]No frippery or force majour
[04:52.295]No property be touched or chewed or peddled!
[04:54.342]ALL: What'd he say?
[04:54.964]WONKA: De facto habeas corpus laws
[04:56.214]For you a new grandfather's clause
[04:57.648]Sign here and here and here. Thank god that's settled!
[04:59.530]MRS GLOOP: What does he expect?!
[05:00.470]CHARLIE: I'm confused!
[05:01.216]MR SALT: This tempo is preposterous!!
[05:02.792]KIDS: Just sign!
[05:04.075]WONKA: So now the time has come at last
[05:05.156]To put the present in the past
[05:06.442]It's time to take the golden tour
[05:07.732]And taste the tempting treats du jour
[05:09.053]The day is young the sun is high and so it's time to say goodbye!
[05:12.372]ALL: Goodbye!?
[05:12.839]WONKA: No strike that, reverse it!
[05:14.138]The next time I'll rehearse it.
[05:15.442]Get ready, set, on your marks, let's go!
[05:17.952]AUGUSTUS: You're stupid!
[05:18.533]MIKE: You stink!
[05:19.149]VERUCA: I'm winning!
[05:19.803]VIOLET: You think?
[05:20.488]CHARLIE: Let's go...
[05:21.206]ALL: On with the show!!