You Can't Have Me (If You Don't Have Him) - Christian Borle/J. Harrison Ghee.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman
[00:05.60]My folks were small-time grifters, yeah
[00:08.19]And counter-fitters, too
[00:10.64]They never did the kind of things
[00:13.15]That most kids' parents do
[00:15.71]Most fathers make a living
[00:17.90]Keeping books or pushing broom
[00:20.85]But Mom and Dad made homemade dough
[00:23.60]Right in our living room!
[00:26.16]But when the heat got too intense
[00:28.56]They took it on the lamb
[00:30.99]My father left a note that said
[00:33.58]''Be better than I am!''
[00:36.21]Then Jerry's clan across the hall
[00:38.83]Stepped in to save the day
[00:41.36]They took me in and raised me right
[00:43.84]And that is why I say
[00:46.43]That he's the needle, I'm the thread
[00:49.20]He's the butter, I'm the bread
[00:51.76]He's the fruit, and I'm the peel
[00:54.32]He's Achilles, I'm the heel
[00:56.64]Yeah, he's my brother through-and-through
[00:59.18]Like the Marks, the Wrights, the Grim!
[01:01.81]Yeah, you can't have tea without the two
[01:04.11]And you can't have me if you don't have him!
[01:07.82]Alright, back to work!
[01:09.65]Don't you wanna hear Jerry's half of the story?
[01:12.97]Gotta give the people what they want
[01:17.07]My folks were in a business, too
[01:19.84]The business we call show
[01:22.16]The house was full of hoofers
[01:24.36]We were strictly SRO
[01:27.26]They taught me every time-step
[01:29.50]Then I shuffled off to school
[01:32.38]But on the south side of Chicago
[01:34.62]No one loved this dancing fool!
[01:37.52]The gangster kids all knocked me down
[01:40.21]And made off with my lunch
[01:42.59]'Cause I was taught to buck and wing
[01:45.10]But not to learn to punch!
[01:47.76]But then Joe here had a brainstorm
[01:49.96]When he saw I couldn't fight
[01:52.83]I played the odds against him
[01:55.03]And we ate ice cream every night!
[01:57.95]Yeah, he's the bait, and I'm the hook
[02:00.72]I'm the goose, and he's the cook
[02:03.33]He's the beans — and he's the gas
[02:05.95]I'm the bulls — and I'm the brass
[02:08.19]You can't break up a winning team
[02:10.73]Like that crutch and Tiny Tim!
[02:13.23]They say you can't have a ball without the shoe
[02:15.90]And you can't have me if you don't have him!
[02:18.41]Oh, when we play, it's just a fact
[02:21.02]Our music fills the air
[02:23.63]It's true that opposites attract
[02:26.01]And so we make a perfect pair!
[02:28.57]'Cause I'm the third, and he's the root
[02:31.10]That's the place all chords begin
[02:33.69]We're two of a kind, if you're color blind
[02:36.33]Separate mothers but we're brothers
[02:38.02]Under the skin!
[02:42.05](DANCE BREAK)
[03:27.29]So what more can we tell ya', folks?
[03:29.82]We're partners 'til the end
[03:32.44]It's nice to know my brother here
[03:34.94]Is also my best friend!
[03:37.69]And when this duet's over
[03:39.86]And the music's growin' dim
[03:42.60]As the undertaker starts his spiel
[03:45.16]Please remind him we're a package deal
[03:47.69]'Cause you can't have Verve without the Bim
[03:50.23]And you can't have me
[03:52.21]If you don't have him!
[04:00.47]Yeah, you can't have me if you don't have him!