[00:00.00] 作词 : Suraj R Pranay[00:00.33] 作曲 : Suraj R Pranay/Chetan Dildaar[00:00.67]Naye Vidyarthigan kirpa dhyaan dein[00:04.09]Orientation ke liye... block 3 me prashthaan krein[00:09.19]Apne bade chote chudton ko tika le[00:12.79]Gale me I-CARD OR Gaand me sory[00:16.89]Kaan me... headfone lga lein[00:19.99]Or Chandigarh University pe bane... is song ka maja lein[00:25.59]Shukriya[00:32.49]Dil se khush tha first time CU gya tha me jis din[00:36.49]Saamne dekha mall bn ri thi shishe waali building[00:40.19]Ac office English toilet guard ne bhi salute kiya[00:43.99]But during recess usi guard ka abuse mila[00:46.99]Fir lga keye real nahi hai bs ek drama hai[00:50.89]Gadhon ko akhir pdana hai to chara bhi to dikhana hai[00:54.69]High class show krte khudko[00:57.19]Bhale ghanta bhi naa ho[00:59.09]Kuch hzaar me sochte hain ke students kharid liya ho[01:03.09]6 Ghnte ruko bhle hi seat pe so jaao[01:06.69]Sick leave leni ho hafte bhar pehle btaao[01:10.29]CU ka fir mail aaye thnx for your coming[01:13.99]Mess ka khana 900 dollar Tumhe mile jese bheekh[01:17.79]English bol na paana is the criminals offense[01:21.59]For the proffeser who think it easy all the tense[01:25.49]School me to gaali dena bhi nahi baat bdi[01:29.09]Or yahan fees pending ho lgta hai chappal pdi[01:32.09]Lgta hai chappal pdi[01:35.79]Lgta hai chappal pdi[01:44.29]Choti si bachelor life jee bhr ke jee lo[01:47.79]Cafe se coffe le ke khopche me peelo[01:51.49]Yaa fir relation me aake apna katva lo[01:55.19]Itna kharcha krte ho to insta pe bhi dalo[01:58.89]Koi jada friendly ho to dar lgta hai kaat na de[02:02.59]Teacher se sb kuch bak de piche se laat pde[02:06.29]Vo bhi naa ho to dar lagta hai sala ye na ho[02:09.99]Ye ko to chodo dar lgta hai sala attendence na ho[02:13.59]Lgta hai sala attendence na ho[02:17.39]Lgta hai sala attendence na ho[02:21.09]Lgta hai sala attendence na ho[02:24.79]Ek se bd kr ek yahan ladkiyan anek[02:28.49]Tu vo le yaa yeh le they all just like too fake[02:32.19]Dus baari soch ke hi admission lena yahan[02:35.89]Ye mera advice smjho yaa fir mera gaana[02:39.59]If you really want to do this then[02:42.29]Tumhe pdega pachtana[02:44.39]Fir jb dheere dheere attendence ghtne lgegi[02:48.09]Heartbeat jada bp bdne lgegi[02:51.89]Fir sunder si teacher tumse sadhne lgegi[02:55.39]Or kehne lgegi haan[02:57.69]Ke Sun beta kr attendence puri[03:01.39]Nahi to life ki saal ho jaaegi adhuri[03:05.09]Fir gaand khujaaoge batti tum bujhaao[03:08.59]Need nahi aaegi[03:10.39]At the end[03:12.79]Ye gana hi dohraaoge[03:16.49]Ye gana hi dohraaoge[03:20.19]Ye gana hi dohraaoge[03:23.89]Topper ka message update... Dubai jaa rahi hu[03:27.79]NPTEL ke paasout se or ghoomne ko sky to moon[03:31.29]Me ab bhi apne 1st term ke supply clear kr rha hu[03:35.29]Ek saal se hua nahi par bs mom ke liye padh raha hu[03:38.99]Ek ek kr ke nikal gye sb cannada us dubai[03:42.79]Shayad me bhi jaaunga yaa shayad nahi[03:46.49]CU me to Placement ke liye may be compitition nahi rukti[03:50.79]Biotech graduate Ke liye 25 hzaar bhi km[03:54.19]Lagta hai CU ke is bheed me kahin kho chuka hu[03:57.99]Sun ke acha nahi lagta me 20 ka ho chuka hu[04:01.69]Baal jhadne se lge hain[04:04.09]Pet nikal hi gya[04:05.49]Rassi to kb ki jal gye ab lgta hai bal bhi gya[04:09.19]Agal bagal ke baalon se ganjepan ko bhar leta hu[04:12.89]Koi ladki dekhti hai to pet andr kr leta hu[04:16.59]Seedhiyan dusman lgti hain[04:18.99]Dodne me saans chd jata[04:20.39]Shoe lesh tk jhulna mushkil indian style me kr ni pata[04:24.09]Ghar kabhi jaldi aaun to sochta hu NETFLIX kholun[04:27.79]Fir lgta hai daily so ni pata thoda jada so lu[04:31.49]Bagal se daily nikalta hu pr jaa ni pata ELANTE MALL pe[04:35.29]Arsha beet gya hai TV nahi dekha sofe pe late ke[04:38.99]CU me to pta ni chalte sardi garmi barsaat[04:42.69]Naa holi deewali or naahi din yaa raat[04:46.39]Bethe rehte sabhi CU ke is kuyein me[04:50.09]Zindagi udti hai daily cigrette ke dhuyein me[04:53.79]Cigrette ke dhuyein me[04:57.49]Cigrette ke dhuyein me[05:01.19]Cigrette ke dhuyein me[05:04.89]Cigrette ke dhuyein me