[00:00.00] 作词 : Patrik Fitzgerald[00:00.73] 作曲 : Patrik Fitzgerald[00:01.47]If you want to be a politician, here, put this on.[00:16.59]He's a joke figure, taking himself serious,[00:20.88]a gravedigger, pretending he's mysterious,[00:24.93]a harmless little creep[00:26.58]who keeps on telling you he's great;[00:29.07]some madman masquerading as a head of state,[00:32.73]punch, (joke figure)[00:35.97]punch..punch..punch.[00:49.02]He's been sitting there for years;[00:51.51]I wonder who gave him his throne?[00:53.46]perhaps the king of england,[00:55.50]perhaps the king of rome,[00:57.42]perhaps his friends or relatives,[00:59.55]who won it in some war,[01:01.65]perhaps his mother, to shut him up -[01:03.48]she bought it in a store;[01:09.39]punch, (joke figures)[01:21.69]In a small, but perfect, playpen,[01:24.00]they practise, badly, being grown-ups,[01:26.25]no-one makes the right decisions,[01:28.29]throwing childish tantrums;[01:30.12]their mummies never gave them a dummy,[01:32.07]too busy in the perfect kitchen,[01:34.56]daddy gave them building bricks[01:36.69]and they build useless houses;[01:38.58]grown up as people in power now,[01:40.65]parents disappeared or died,[01:42.57]they just poke tongues out, from inside bars[01:44.79]at people who'd really much prefer to pass them by.[01:47.67]punch..punch..punch.[02:03.00]I'll make a mockery of you,[02:05.19]i'd love to take your bones apart,[02:07.23]i'd love to inspect your insides,[02:08.88]and see if there's blood in your heart,[02:11.10]i'll **** you up, the way you **** up[02:13.47]everybody, every day, who look at you,[02:16.05]and think they have some guiding star,[02:18.30]to shine their way,[02:19.29]but politics is a stupid game,[02:21.36]it hasn't any rules,[02:23.49]and 'politics' is just a word,[02:25.26]like 'power', like 'tools' -[02:27.54]politics is worthless,[02:29.49]a complete waste of time,[02:31.32]which never will quite qualify[02:33.30]for the category of crime,[02:35.25]punch..joke figures,[02:43.53]punch..joke figures,[02:58.50]punch..joke figures,[03:00.12]punch joke figures.[03:04.26]Punch!