[00:00.00] 作词 : Momus[00:31.68]"I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit"[00:41.52]I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute[00:45.84]While the manager, praying for rain, watched the £50 grey clouds[00:50.58]Rolling in[00:53.61]Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds[00:58.41]Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds[01:12.84]Born in Greenock, 'the Tall Drole' was known to all[01:17.58]Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall[01:22.32]Maidie played the accordion, she was 'the Small Doll'[01:27.24]We could bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'![01:28.86]It all seems like yesterday, though you weren't alive[01:36.54]The Panopticon, the Trongate, Glasgow 1935[01:41.70]In the name of the wee man, here comes Funny Clive[01:46.32]God, it made you glad to be alive[01:50.88]It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil[01:55.86]With ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly real[02:00.45]Cold today! Aye! That's why we're by the seaside[02:05.61]Everybody come[02:08.43]To the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion[02:10.35]Every single night is fun![02:24.45]I began as the panto tea boy, became the canny Scot[02:29.19]Like a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top[02:34.11]Synonymous for many with my famous character[02:38.88]The Reverend I.M. Jolly, the morose minister[02:43.71]The character comedians that you may see today[02:48.66]Where'd they get their talent for remarkable mimicry?[02:53.31]It's plain to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling away[02:58.23]They all laughed like crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"[03:02.91]"The flag at the castle is half mast high[03:06.63]Let's all go down to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea"[03:10.35]It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet[03:15.18]The Portobello pierrots, they cannae compete[03:20.16]At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen bloody years we've run[03:24.81]And every single night of it's been fun![03:29.73]Every single bloody night's been fun!