[00:05.19]"Jan Egeland"[00:11.32][00:16.99]Gray hair[00:18.80]Glasses[00:20.58]Suitcase[00:22.98][00:24.21]Humble[00:26.06]Clever[00:28.17]And constantly working for peace[00:31.27]Uganda[00:33.30]Congo[00:36.01]And the Oslo treaty plan[00:41.18]Oh my God, what a plan[00:44.39][00:44.89]Not as famous as Gahr Stare[00:48.82]Not a daddy's boy like Jens[00:52.68]But when handgrenades are flying[00:55.26]There's just one man you can trust[00:58.68]When there's war and all is hell[01:02.24]Send in Jan Egeland![01:05.83]The United Nations superhero man[01:11.44][01:13.15]Mad dictator with a gun[01:16.72]Send in Jan Egeland[01:20.34]Oh, how I wish..[01:23.45]I was Jan Egeland..[01:27.24][01:29.70]Blue eyes[01:30.97]Firm hands[01:32.49]Nice legs[01:34.08][01:36.30]Clean shaved[01:38.19]Body[01:40.74]Drinking his protein shakes[01:43.52]Spray-tan[01:45.29]Skin cream[01:48.34]And buttocks like he was eighteen[01:52.13][01:53.22]He's a peacekeeping machine..[01:55.16][01:56.47]And he stares into the mirror[02:00.44]Flexing muscles in the night[02:04.01]And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..[02:07.67]..to protect some human rights"[02:10.82]When there's war and all is hell[02:14.42]Bring in Jan Egeland![02:18.01]The United Nations superhero man[02:25.24]He plays golf with Kofi Annan[02:28.91]And looks at maps with George Cloon[02:32.51]Oh, how I wish..[02:35.63]That I was Jan Egeland![02:39.38][02:55.00]Egeland (Egeland)[02:58.65]Egeland (Egeland)[03:02.29][03:09.05]When he's sad he goes to funerals[03:12.60]In unusually heavy rain[03:16.28]Large amounts of water in his face[03:19.79]But that doesn't hide his pain[03:23.71]He breaks down just like ha homo[03:27.04]And starts crying just like a girl[03:30.80]But I guess you can cry and still be a man[03:34.64]If your day job is saving the world![03:39.27]When there's war and all is hell[03:42.83]Send in Jan Egeland![03:46.47]He's a macho musclepumping..[03:50.32]Crying god![03:53.65]If there's one man you should trust[03:57.25]It is the Janny-boy[04:00.48]Oh, how I wish..[04:04.49]That I was Jan Egeland!