Tell Me, Ernest - Megan Hilty/Jennifer Simard.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Julia Mattison/Noel Carey
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Julia Mattison/Noel Carey
[00:04.962][MADELINE]
[00:04.963]So tell me, Ernest, what would you do to me? Aesthetically?
[00:10.185]A lift, a tuck, a freeze, a suck, some filler in the chin?
[00:13.972][ERNEST]
[00:13.973]Oh, goodness, no
[00:15.052][MADELINE]
[00:15.053]No, really, tell me, Ernest, if you had your way with me
[00:19.110]Medically, are we talking face, chest, thighs, breasts?
[00:22.864]Oh, God, I don't know where to begin
[00:25.356]What about this vein on my leg?
[00:27.560]I stressed it out from doing squats on the reg
[00:30.654]Do you have time on Tuesday to squeeze me in?
[00:34.251][HELEN]
[00:34.252]I told you, Ernest doesn't really do that
[00:36.409][ERNEST]
[00:36.410]But she's a friend, Tuesday's doablе
[00:38.805][MADELINE]
[00:38.806]Mm, doable, huh?
[00:40.685][MADELINE]
[00:40.686]So, tell me, Ernеst, how much have you seen of me, cinematically?
[00:46.047]The roms, the coms, the rom-coms, the dramas, the dramedies
[00:49.832][HELEN]
[00:49.833]The straight-to-DVDs
[00:50.937][MADELINE]
[00:50.938]No, really, Ernest, how often have you watched me?
[00:54.480][ERNEST]
[00:54.481]Uh, sporadically?
[00:55.581][HELEN]
[00:55.582]What?
[00:56.295][ERNEST]
[00:56.296]I really liked the one where you were fighting with a sword
[00:58.610][MADELINE]
[00:58.611]Oh, Thrust!
[00:59.215][HELEN]
[00:59.216]That was her first Razzie award
[01:00.981][MADELINE]
[01:00.982]You know I did all my own stunts
[01:03.168]I only injured all of my co-stars once
[01:06.311]Now swordplay foreplay's one of my specialties
[01:09.982]We need another bottle
[01:12.032]I must be boring you senseless
[01:16.977]I'm just so thrilled that you both are here
[01:22.193]Treat her well, I haven't seen Hel this happy in years
[01:27.466][ERNEST]
[01:27.467]Well, hear, hear
[01:28.614][HELEN]
[01:28.615]Thank you, Mad, so sincere
[01:32.043][MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
[01:32.044]Cheers
[01:34.071]I'm so glad we did this
[01:37.494][HELEN]
[01:37.495]Well, this has been so much fun, but oh, gosh, look at the time
[01:41.561][MADELINE]
[01:41.562]Oh, please, you don't have anywhere else to be
[01:44.380]Our Helen, always worrying
[01:46.986][MADELINE]
[01:46.987]But tell me, Ernest
[01:49.076]How's Helen in the sack?
[01:50.353][HELEN]
[01:50.354]Mad!
[01:50.913][MADELINE]
[01:50.914]Just curious
[01:52.319]I've known this girl for twenty years
[01:53.666]And never have I ever heard her make a uh-uh-woah
[01:56.713][HELEN]
[01:56.714]Hey!
[01:57.195][MADELINE]
[01:57.196]Oh, lighten up, Ernest!
[01:59.244][HELEN]
[01:59.245]We should be heading back
[02:00.530][MADELINE]
[02:00.531]Uh-oh, she's furious
[02:02.385]Come on, Hel
[02:03.094]You know I'm just having fun
[02:04.867][STEFAN]
[02:04.868]Another glass
[02:05.647][MADELINE]
[02:05.648]Ooh, we've only begun
[02:07.649]A toast to friends for life
[02:09.546]That's right, you're stuck with me, Ernie
[02:11.487]Thank your wife
[02:12.561][HELEN]
[02:12.562]Well, it's been fun, but we gotta go
[02:15.673]I think I'm done, gonna hit the road
[02:18.386][MADELINE]
[02:18.387]I must be boring you senseless
[02:20.374][HELEN]
[02:20.375]Oh, we must be bored
[02:23.425][MADELINE & HELEN]
[02:23.426]I feel so thrilled that you both are here (We're out of here)
[02:28.465][MADELINE & HELEN]
[02:28.466]We should do this again
[02:30.917][MADELINE]
[02:30.918]How's next week?
[02:32.352][HELEN]
[02:32.353]How's next year?
[02:35.939][MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
[02:35.940]Cheers, cheers
[02:40.508][MADELINE]
[02:40.509]I'm so glad
[02:42.312][ERNEST]
[02:42.313]So glad
[02:43.889][HELEN]
[02:43.890]So ****ing glad
[02:48.070][MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
[02:48.071]We did this