The Riddle Song - Jason Gotay/Jeremy Jordan.mp3

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Adam Guettel
[00:01.401]HOMER, spoken: What's pink and green and flies all over?
[00:02.184]FLOYD, spoken: Oh, come on now, that's an easy one!
[00:05.388]You got nothin' harder than that?
[00:07.883]Homer?
[00:10.172]Homer, you there, buddy?
[00:12.874]HOMER, spoken: What's made of stone but's soft like a pillow?
[00:17.386]FLOYD, spoken: That's supposed to be harder?
[00:19.451]I can answer that one, too
[00:21.487]HOMER, spoken: Oh yeah?
[00:22.553]What's made of stone but is soft like a pillow?
[00:25.536]Where you can lay on top or sink down in it?
[00:28.478]Where you can get underneath but it don't crush you?
[00:32.046]HOMER: Come on, think now
[00:34.379]You better think now, Floyd
[00:37.005]Give it some thought now
[00:39.346]It ain't hard!
[00:42.057]You know, I know you know
[00:45.289]I'm a-harkenin' back to a time ago
[00:48.831]When a day wasn't done if we didn't raise hell
[00:51.428]And the sun put us under a magic spell
[00:58.131]HOMER, spoken: You're a dumbass, you know that?
[00:59.437]You must be the dumbest-ass ever—
[00:59.849]FLOYD: Shut up, I got it!
[01:01.511]HOMER, spoken: Well?
[01:02.037]FLOYD, spoken: Sand!
[01:03.295]HOMER, spoken: Sorry
[01:04.339]FLOYD, spoken: But it's made of stone and soft like a pillow
[01:06.453]You can lay on top or sink down in it
[01:08.291]HOMER, spoken: Yeah, but that ain't this riddle and you ain't got it yet
[01:10.285]So keep thinkin', and use your brain this time!
[01:12.594]FLOYD, spoken: Oh
[01:14.097]HOMER, spoken: What's made of stone but's soft like a pillow?
[01:18.209]FLOYD, spoken: I already told you, Homer
[01:19.493]I said "sand," like the Great Sand Cave!
[01:22.226]HOMER, spoken: And I said, "Sorry"
[01:23.781]What's made of stone but is soft like a pillow?
[01:26.865]Where you can float on top or dive down in it?
[01:29.773]Where you can sink underneath but it don't crush you?
[01:33.342]HOMER: Come on, think now
[01:35.586]You better think now, Floyd
[01:38.248]Give it some thought, now
[01:40.637]It ain't hard!
[01:43.437]You know, I know you know
[01:46.582]I'm a-harkenin' back to a time ago
[01:50.266]When you'd say to me
[01:51.206]"Homer, are you ready, are you set?"
[01:52.620]And I'd say to you
[01:53.349]"Floyd, are you ready to get wet?"
[01:59.874]FLOYD: Oh, I know!
[02:04.971]What's soft just like a pillow
[02:06.499]Made of rock, carved in stone?
[02:08.621]The answer to the riddle surely is the quarry
[02:12.603]FLOYD & HOMER: The quarry!
[02:21.822]FLOYD: The sun beatin' down on our faces all blisterin' hot, Homer
[02:31.332]We'd run off alone to our own secret spot, Homer
[02:40.969]Under the shade 'side our old fishin' hole
[02:45.453]We'd each have some worms and an old fishin' pole
[02:55.244]HOMER: With school far away like it weren't there at all, Floyd
[03:04.484]We'd hook for a day and we'd sure as hell have us a ball, Floyd
[03:14.228]Go for a swim just to cool off our hide
[03:18.848]Float on top with the sky open wide
[03:25.926]FLOYD, spoken: All right, okay—
[03:27.642]I got one for you
[03:29.468]What's got a trunk and a tail and fifty limbs?
[03:32.424]HOMER, spoken: Shh, I'm concentratin' on diggin', Floyd
[03:33.839]FLOYD, spoken: You're not concentratin', you fibber
[03:35.249]You're just a wee bit slow in the head
[03:36.762]Just like you always been, a wee bit slow
[03:39.297]What's got a trunk and a tail and fifty limbs?
[03:42.295]That you can ride all day but you don't go nowhere
[03:44.888]Only front to back and to and fro?
[03:48.778]FLOYD: Come on, think now
[03:51.100]You better think now, Homer
[03:53.719]Give it some thought now
[03:56.130]It ain't hard
[03:58.910]You know, I know you know
[04:01.986]I'm a-harkenin' back to a time ago
[04:05.527]When a day didn't end when you couldn't catch us tryin'
[04:08.044]To ride it high 'til it felt like flyin'
[04:14.521]HOMER: Oh, I know!
[04:20.786]The answer to the riddle—
[04:22.301]Trunk and a tail and fifty limbs
[04:24.251]The answer to the riddle surely is the swing tree
[04:28.281]FLOYD & HOMER: The swing tree!
[04:37.691]HOMER: We'd shimmy on up
[04:39.632]Like we're goin' after a squirrel, Floyd
[04:42.564]FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky da
[04:44.888]Da, da, dacky dicky dicka
[04:47.363]HOMER: Up to the crook
[04:49.097]Where we could look down on the world, Floyd
[04:52.000]FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky da
[04:54.339]Da, da, dacky dicky dicka
[04:56.713]HOMER: Out on a limb
[04:58.449]Where that old rope was hung
[05:01.405]High above the water
[05:03.847]Waitin' to be swung
[05:06.307]FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky da
[05:08.684]FLOYD & HOMER: Da, da, dacky dicky dicka
[05:10.997]Slide down the rope
[05:12.772]And my legs start to pump, Homer / Floyd
[05:15.778]HOMER: Da, da, dacky dicky da
[05:18.147]FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky dicka
[05:20.286]FLOYD & HOMER: My heart starts to pound
[05:22.230]And my head starts to thump, Homer / Floyd
[05:25.060]FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky, da
[05:27.557]HOMER: Da, da, dacky dicky dicka
[05:29.916]FLOYD & HOMER: Higher and higher I'm swingin' along
[05:34.415]We'd get to singin' that old swingin' song
[05:41.830]Da, da, dacky dicky da
[05:44.322]Da, da, dacky dicky dicka
[05:46.641]Da, da, dacky dicky da
[05:49.017]Da, da, dacky dicky dicka
[05:51.398]Da, da, da-licky dicky dicka
[05:53.821]Da, da, da-licky dicky dicka
[05:56.302]Da, da, da-licky dicky dicka
[05:58.776]Da, da, da-licky dicky dicka
[06:01.358]FLOYD: And when I don't weigh nothin'
[06:03.991]Light as air, I let go
[06:06.418]Spinnin' off and flippin' over
[06:08.920]All that water far below
[06:11.444]And I open up for my swan dive
[06:16.074]My spread eagle
[06:18.507]My Jesus-on-the-cross!
[06:21.845]For thine is the kingdom
[06:23.825]And the power and the glory
[06:26.502]Forever and ever through the flashing sun
[06:31.345]Ever and ever
[06:33.069]Over and over
[06:35.335]Falling
[06:37.977]Into that black water
[06:41.172]And that rock, stickin' up and comin' at my face
[06:44.026]That cold, black grave
[06:46.834]Cold grave
[06:48.295]Grave
[06:50.208]HOMER, spoken: Floyd?
[06:51.267]Floyd, come on back now
[06:52.594]It's me, buddy
[06:53.958]Come to your rescue
[06:55.733]Now you just lie there and rest, Floyd
[06:58.464]'Cause I'm about to get you free
[07:01.206]Now here's the final riddle
[07:03.414]See if you can answer me this
[07:05.358]What's strong as a bull, smart as a fox
[07:08.078]Quick as a hare and stubborn as a mule?
[07:10.445]Can make like a snake through the tiniest hole
[07:12.856]Can get hung up for days and turn out fine?
[07:15.527]HOMER: Lookee here, now
[07:17.819]There ain't no two ways about it
[07:20.162]You don't have to worry at all
[07:22.444]We're almost there!
[07:25.428]You know, I know you know
[07:28.663]I'm a-harkenin' back to a time ago
[07:32.299]When a day didn't end that we didn't help each other
[07:34.873]Kinda like a friend and kinda like a brother
[07:37.302]And it don't matter none if it's me or if it's you
[07:39.771]There ain't no hole that we can't pull through!
[07:46.517]FLOYD: I know!
[07:49.331]HOMER: Hot damn!
[07:50.976]FLOYD: Yes sir!
[07:52.030]HOMER: Oo-ee!
[07:52.818]FLOYD: It's good to see you Homer!
[07:54.439]HOMER: We better clean you up
[07:55.649]Before they take your picture!
[07:57.622]FLOYD: You's just as ugly as you ever was!
[07:59.860]What took you so damn long?
[08:01.504]Talkin' too much like you always are
[08:07.477]HOMER: What's black and fast and shiny?
[08:09.139]FLOYD: Fast enough to make a panther squall?
[08:10.993]HOMER: Who's gonna be there in it?
[08:12.408]FLOYD: Ridin' high and sittin' tall
[08:14.266]HOMER: Straight to Louisville, who will tear?
[08:15.972]FLOYD: Far away from the toil and care
[08:17.790]HOMER: With money to burn
[08:18.709]FLOYD: On a hell of a spree
[08:19.689]HOMER: The devil to pay?
[08:20.566]FLOYD & HOMER: It's plain to see
[08:22.828]That's an easy one
[08:26.116]That's us!
[08:29.559]That's us!