[00:02.18]ANGEL:Who died?[00:03.25]BENNY:Our Akita[00:07.08]You make fun yet I'm the one[00:09.65]Attempting to do some good[00:12.32]Or do you really want a neighborhood[00:14.92]Where people piss on your stoop every night?[00:18.15]Bohemia, Bohemia's[00:21.38]A fallacy in your head[00:25.04]This is Calcutta[00:27.07]Bohemia is dead[00:35.38]MARK[00:35.95]Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes[00:48.84]Here she lies[00:52.51]No one knew her worth[00:55.98]The late great daughter of mother earth[01:01.62]On this night when we celebrate the birth[01:07.58]In that little town of Bethlehem[01:12.26]We raise our glass- you bet your ass to-[01:21.06]La vie Boheme[01:34.15]ALL[01:34.47]La vie Boheme[01:38.68]La vie Boheme[01:42.69]La vie Boheme[01:46.45]La vie Boheme[01:47.06]MARK[01:47.18]To days of inspiration[01:48.76]Playing hookie, making something out of nothing[01:50.50]The need to express[01:53.41]To communicate,[01:54.49]To going against the grain,[01:56.43]Going insane[01:57.61]Going mad[01:59.34][02:01.02]To loving tension, no pension[02:03.22]To more than one dimension,[02:05.04]To starving for attention,[02:06.70]Hating convention, hating pretension[02:08.99]Not to mention of course,[02:11.17]Hating dear old mom and dad[02:13.75][02:15.85]To riding your bike,[02:17.76]Midday past the three- piece suits[02:20.43]To fruits to no absolutes[02:22.65]To Absolute- to choice[02:24.92]To the Village Voice[02:26.76]To any passing fad[02:30.35]To being an us-for once-, instead of a them -[02:36.05][02:36.37]ALL[02:36.82]La vie Boheme[02:40.60]La vie Boheme[02:40.81]MAUREEN[02:45.75]Hey Mister- she's my sister[02:47.62][02:48.20]RESTAURANT MAN[02:48.84]So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad[02:51.32]Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter[02:53.94]And one pasta with meatless balls[02:55.54][02:57.06]A BOY:Ugh[02:58.21]COLLINS:It tastes the same[02:59.54]MIMI:If you close your eyes[03:01.20][03:01.53]RESTAURANT MAN[03:01.82]And thirteen orders of fries[03:03.29]Is that it here?[03:04.58]ALL:Wine and beer![03:05.27][03:05.61]MIMI & ANGEL[03:06.22]To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries[03:09.76]To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese[03:13.03]To leather, to d***os, to curry vindaloo[03:16.79]To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou[03:20.09][03:20.40]MAUREEN & COLLINS[03:20.43]Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion[03:23.83]Creation, vacation[03:25.95]MARK:Mucho m**********n[03:27.63]MAUREEN & COLLINS[03:27.93]Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new[03:30.86]COLLINS//To Sontag[03:31.84]ANGEL//Sondheim[03:32.79]FOUR PEOPLE:To anything taboo[03:34.39]COLLINS & ROGER[03:34.59]Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage[03:38.12]COLLINS:Lenny Bruce[03:40.13]ROGER:Langston Hughes[03:41.57]MAUREEN:To the stage[03:42.44]PERSON #1:To Uta[03:43.40]PERSON #2:To Buddha[03:44.39]PERSON #3:Pablo Neruda, too[03:45.81][03:46.58]MARK & MIMI[03:48.94]Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow[03:52.49]To blow off Auntie Em[03:54.38][03:54.80]ALL[03:55.38]La vie Boheme[03:57.67][03:58.40]MR. GREY[04:02.33]Sisters?[04:02.63][04:03.16]MAUREEN[04:03.99]We're close[04:04.71][04:07.62]ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY[04:08.22]Brothers![04:08.86][04:09.54]MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS[04:09.98]transsexuals, homosexuals, homo sapiens,[04:13.20]Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman[04:17.09]German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein[04:19.34]Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa[04:21.58]Carmina Burana[04:23.95]To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy[04:27.48]ALL[04:27.75]Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,[04:31.68]To no shame - never playing the Fame Game[04:35.23][04:36.07]COLLINS[04:36.74]To ****[04:37.85]ALL[04:38.05]To sodomy,[04:39.10]It's between God and me[04:42.12]To S & M[04:43.97]BENNY:Waiter...Waiter...[04:44.97]ALL:La vie Boheme (BENNY:Waiter)[04:48.75]COLLINS[04:49.01]In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromtu salon[04:51.97]will commence immediately following dinner[04:54.09]Maureen Johnson, just back from her spectacular one-night engagement[04:57.72]at the eleventh street lot,[04:58.75]will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,[05:02.51]while accompanying herself on the electric cello-[05:05.03]which she aint never studied.[05:06.04]ROGER[05:06.28]And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary[05:08.50]about his inability[05:09.79]to hold an e******n on high holy days.[05:12.04]MARK[05:12.77]And Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap,[05:15.66]will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance[05:18.18]to the sounds of iced tea being stirred...[05:20.38]And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song[05:24.27](Roger picks up a guiter and plays)[05:28.21]MARK[05:28.41]That doesn't remind us of 'Musetta's Waltz'[05:30.66]COLLINS[05:31.37]Angel Dumott Schunard[05:32.64]will model the latest fall fashions from Paris[05:34.63]while accompanying herself on the 10-gallon plastic pickle tub.[05:37.92]ANGEL[05:38.47]And Collins will recount his exploits as an Anarchist-[05:41.13]Including the tale of his successful reprogramming[05:43.71]of the MIT virtual reality equipment to self-[05:46.63]destruct as it broadcasts the words:[05:49.47]ALL[05:49.49]"Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS"[05:52.41]MIMI[05:54.41]Excuse me did I do something wrong?[05:57.70]I get invited then ignored all night long[06:00.93]ROGER[06:01.29]I've been trying I'm not lying[06:03.71]No one's perfect I've got baggage[06:06.98]MIMI[06:07.26]Life's too short, babe, time is flying[06:10.55]I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine[06:14.79]ROGER[06:15.24]I should tell, you-[06:16.29]MIMI[06:16.54]I've got baggage too[06:17.76]ROGER[06:18.07]I should tell you[06:18.56]BOTH[06:19.13]Baggage - (ALL:wine And beer!)[06:24.45]MIMI[06:25.74]AZT break[06:30.05]ROGER[06:30.53]You?[06:32.46]MIMI[06:34.18]Me , You?[06:37.51]ROGER[06:38.65]Mimi