Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly.mp3

[00:01.59]Why don't you sit right back and I
[00:02.19]I may tell you a tale, a tale of 3
[00:02.76]Little pigs and a big bad wolf
[00:07.26]Well, the first little piggy
[00:09.03]Well, he was kinda hick
[00:10.44]He spent most of his days
[00:12.30]Just day dreamin' of the city
[00:14.25]And then one day he bought a guitar
[00:17.61]He moved to Hollywood to become a star
[00:20.91]But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city
[00:24.33]Built his house outta straw, what a pity?
[00:29.13]Then one day
[00:29.37]Jammin' on some chords
[00:30.99]Along came the wolf
[00:32.82]Knockin' on his door
[00:34.50]Little pig, little pig let me in
[00:39.21]Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
[00:40.05]Little pig, little pig let me in
[00:40.92]Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
[00:41.73]Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
[00:42.63]I'll blow your house in
[00:45.27]Huffin', puffin'
[00:45.96]I'll blow your house in
[00:48.54]I'm huffin', puffin'
[00:49.29]I'll blow your house in
[00:51.90]Huffin' and puffin'
[00:52.47]An' I'll blow your house in
[01:00.78]Well, the second little piggy
[01:02.46]Well, he was kinda stokin'
[01:04.05]Spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'
[01:07.80]Hoppin' and a boppin' down on Venice beach
[01:11.16]Gettin' paid money for religious speech
[01:14.52]Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
[01:17.88]Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
[01:21.30]Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley
[01:24.48]Along came the wolf on his big bad harley
[01:27.72]Little pig, little pig let me in
[01:30.33]Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
[01:33.18]Little pig, little pig let me in
[01:36.63]Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
[01:37.95]Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
[01:39.54]I'll blow your house in
[01:41.31]Huffin', puffin'
[01:41.94]I'll blow your house in
[01:44.52]I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
[01:44.94]I'll blow your house in
[01:45.33]Huffin' and puffin'
[01:45.72]An' I'll blow your house in
[01:54.36]Well, the third little piggy
[01:56.13]The grade A student, his daddy was a rock star
[01:59.76]Named Pig Nugent, earned his master's degree
[02:02.76]From Harvard college
[02:04.68]Built his house from his architect knowledge
[02:08.01]A tri level mansion
[02:09.75]Hollywood hills
[02:11.40]Daddy's rock stardom
[02:12.81]Paid for the bills
[02:14.73]Then one day came the old house masher
[02:17.88]The big bad wolf the little piggy slasher
[02:21.36]Little pig, little pig let me in
[02:23.67]Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
[02:28.86]Little pig, little pig let me in
[02:30.42]Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
[02:32.49]Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
[02:35.52]I'll blow your house in
[02:36.03]Huffin', puffin'
[02:36.33]I'll blow your house in
[02:39.57]Huffin', puffin'
[02:39.87]I'll blow your house in
[02:42.27]Huffin' and puffin'
[02:42.93]An' I'll blow your house in
[02:54.63]Well, the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed
[02:59.79]All that he could and low and behold
[03:02.73]The little piggy's house stood
[03:04.77]It's made out of concrete the little piggy shouted
[03:08.10]The wolf just frowned as he pouted
[03:11.22]So they called 911 like any piggy would
[03:14.28]They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could
[03:20.73]Yo wolf face
[03:25.08]I'm your worst nightmare
[03:27.63]Your ass is mine
[03:50.82]Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
[03:54.33]And that's the end of story, for you and me
[03:57.57]But still give a listen, you just may
[04:00.96]Hear the big wolf and little piggies say
[04:03.66]Little pig, little pig let me in
[04:04.47]Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
[04:05.19]Little pig, little pig let me in
[04:06.57]Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
[04:07.59]Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
[04:09.81]I'll blow your house in
[04:10.20]Huffin', puffin'
[04:10.50]Blow your house in
[04:10.83]Huffin', puffin'
[04:11.13]Blow your house in
[04:11.46]Huffin', puffin'
[04:11.82]Blow your house in
[04:12.15]Huffin' and puffin' and
[04:12.63]I'll blow your house in
[04:13.11]Huffin' and puffin' and
[04:17.82]I'll blow your house in
[04:18.21]Huffin' and puffin' and
[04:18.84]I'll blow your house in
[04:19.35]Huffin' and I'll puffin' and
[04:19.89]I'll blow your house in
[04:24.48]And the moral of the story is
[04:25.11]That bands with no talent
[04:25.68]Can easily amuse idiots
[04:26.25]With a stupid puppet show