A Marriage Proposal / A Tight-Knit Family - Brandon Uranowitz/Christian Borle.mp3

[00:03.678]JASON: This is how you make a marriage proposal.
[00:06.944]MENDEL: I love you dear.
[00:10.771]I think you're swell.
[00:13.186]You're never near me close enough to tell
[00:17.860]If I'm delightful or not.
[00:20.434]I crave your wrist.
[00:23.310]I praise your thigh.
[00:25.947]There's not a guy,
[00:29.091]There's not a piece of paper,
[00:32.634]There's not a man in pants
[00:34.572]Who could love you the same as I!
[00:38.183]Oftentimes, lovers are crazy people.
[00:41.076]Sometimes they kill each other.
[00:44.538]Just like a biblical brother
[00:48.013]Did to his biblical brother
[00:51.469]Back in biblical times.
[00:55.499]TRINA: Biblical times?
[00:57.280]MARVIN: Biblical times?
[00:59.588]MENDEL: Biblical times. Oh, those' biblical times!
[01:07.702]I love your eyes.
[01:11.281]I love your face.
[01:14.078]I want you by my side to take my place
[01:18.695]If I get sick or detained.
[01:21.013]Don't touch your hair, you're perfect.
[01:23.989]Don't start to cry.
[01:26.608]There's not a guy,
[01:29.683]There's not a horse or zebra,
[01:33.239]There's not a giant man
[01:35.182]Who could love you the same as I!
[01:37.789]Forget that giant man,
[01:39.923]He can't love you the same as I!
[01:42.532]I'm not a giant man,
[01:44.600]But I'll love you until,
[01:46.354]Love you until,
[01:48.994]I die!
[01:53.862]
[01:55.782]MARVIN: Well, the situation's this
[01:57.436]I don't want to cause a stink
[02:00.321]I divorced my wife, she dried her eyes
[02:03.218]Then she ran off with my shrink
[02:06.345]But I want a tight-knit family
[02:09.637]I want a wife who knows what love is
[02:12.928]Maybe she does
[02:14.154]I'm too damn peeved, self-absorbed, self-deceived!
[02:19.546]Who knows?
[02:21.484]MENDEL: I should worry what he says like his words could hurt me worse
[02:25.981]Marvin acts bereft
[02:27.222]My acts of theft
[02:28.744]Are incredibly perverse (MARVIN: You said it?)
[02:30.651]It's embarassing
[02:31.616]But I've got a nice tight family
[02:34.291]Son with a brain and nice bright mother
[02:37.312]Yes, I feel guilt. Yes, I'm annoyed.
[02:40.278]But so was Jung, so was Freud.
[02:43.237]But I know you'll come through it (MARVIN: I can't believe she loves you)
[02:48.888]If so you'll end looking rich (MARVIN: Why? I'm sure she cannot love you)
[02:54.629]MARVIN: But nothing is impossible
[02:56.166]MENDEL: Look who's got power
[02:57.636]MARVIN: King of the losers
[02:58.902]MENDEL: At eighty an hour
[03:00.418]He can bitch, I can stall
[03:03.870]MARVIN: I want...
[03:04.630]MARVIN/MENDEL: I want it all/I got it all
[03:09.351]MARVIN&MENDEL: I'm sure we're gonna come through it.
[03:15.075]No doubt the bastard prepares
[03:21.010]We're needy and wanting
[03:22.373]We're greedy as swine
[03:23.925]MENDEL: I just got a family
[03:25.188]MARVIN: The family was mine.
[03:26.578]MARVIN&MENDEL: But who dares, dares to brawl?
[03:30.110]MARVIN/MENDEL: I want it all/I got it all
[03:33.131]I want it all/I got it all
[03:36.145]I want it all/I got it all