[00:00.00] I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me[00:25.56]The ship went down, everybody drowned[00:30.48]And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me[00:34.92]Oh, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess[00:38.88]And so I washed up on a beach[00:43.71]Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.[00:47.52]I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet[00:51.93]I'm feeling well; they like me that way[00:56.28]See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me[01:01.32]It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary[01:13.98]Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine[01:16.71]Toein' the party line,[01:18.51]I was startin' to feel, " these guys are heels"[01:23.28]But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole[01:27.66]Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee[01:31.56]You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me[01:36.78]Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free[01:40.35]I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet[01:44.79]I'm feelin' rare; they like me that way[01:49.14]See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me[01:54.09]It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary[01:58.74]Missionaries came to this place[02:07.11]They taught us manners[02:11.73]Now we cannibals always say grace...[02:19.32](Thank you God for this weiner we're about to eat, and the[02:21.39]sweet buns we're about to stick it in)[02:22.80]And then we eat your face![03:16.68]I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet[03:21.06]I'm feeling well; they like me that way[03:25.44]See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me[03:30.45]It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary[03:34.89]It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary[03:39.27]It's the man-eaters... on the coast of Barbary