[00:00.00] 作曲 : Laura Benanti[00:01.23](spoken)[00:01.41]So this is a little song I wrote.[00:02.70](sung)[00:07.20]Have you ever noticed[00:08.58]When you're pooped on by a bird[00:10.50]People look right at that turd[00:12.36]And they say the most absurd thing[00:14.52]"It's lucky"[00:17.10]I just think it's yucky[00:21.30]And have you ever noticed[00:22.83]When a pretty girl walks past[00:24.72]Men will look right at her ass[00:26.52]And then shout out something crass[00:28.08]As if she'd ever be that girl[00:31.17]They make her wanna hurl[00:32.70]And oh, people are funny[00:40.35]And oh, people are strange[00:57.12]Have you ever felt[00:58.11]A young man giving you the eye[01:00.48]As you walk on by[01:02.04]You don't even have to try[01:03.60]You've still got it[01:06.75]Turns out he stole your wallet[01:11.28]And have you had the feeling[01:12.75]That you're looking pretty grand[01:14.76]As you walk hand in hand[01:16.32]With your adorable husband[01:18.15]One of those magical nights[01:20.70]Your dress is tucked into your tights[01:29.37]And oh, people are funny[01:30.30]And oh, people are strange[01:44.52]Now, things don't always go[01:46.83]Like we want them to[01:51.81]I kind of like it better that way[02:05.07]Don't you?[02:05.22]Have you ever wanted to do something so darn cool[02:08.58]So that all the kids in school[02:10.32]Will stop saying, "what a fool"[02:12.24]To you daily[02:14.76]So you start playing ukulele[02:19.74]And have you ever tried so hard[02:21.57]To be someone you're not[02:23.22]We do those things a lot[02:24.72]But it's the only life you've got[02:26.52]To be exactly who you are[02:29.67]I think you are a star[02:34.50]And oh, people are funny[02:39.03]And oh, people are brave[02:56.16]Have you ever worked so hard at something so much fun[02:59.46]That you can't believe it's done[03:01.26]You feel like you've just begun[03:03.15]But you don't wanna be a bore[03:06.24]So you try to leave them wanting more