****master *** - Celph Titled.mp3

[00:00.00]"Coochie....mmmm, cooch. Okay!!"
[00:00.00][Intro Sample Loop] [x4]
[00:00.00]"Young ladies if ya ready say, yeahhh (yeahhh!) ya don't stop
[00:00.00]Fly guys if ya ready say, hooooo! (hooooo!) ya don't stop"
[00:00.00][Talking Intro Sample]
[00:00.00]"Ah, well let's..let's do it, let's do it.
[00:00.00]Hit the bomb, man.
[00:00.00]Rare form tonight...RARE FORM TONIGHT!"
[00:00.00][Talk Intro]
[00:00.00]Yeeeahhh, it's goin' down y'all
[00:00.00]****master ***
[00:00.00]Hide your *****
[00:00.00]It's the new age Wilt Chamberlain
[00:00.00]Ain't playin' games, my friend...
[00:00.00][Verse Intro Sample]
[00:00.00]("Ayo tell 'em what your name is..")
[00:00.00][Verse One]
[00:00.00]Celph Titled, also known as ****master ***, I
[00:00.00]Do a slut in my car seat, show her my *** drive
[00:00.00]Didn't soak the carpet, but she had a wet rug
[00:00.00]Pulled out on those almond-colored breasts and left a chestnut
[00:00.00]Better believe she gave me dome
[00:00.00]Cause if not she was gettin' (thrown) on the side of the road like a safety (cone)
[00:00.00]No wide body Benz, I need a wide body *****
[00:00.00]With an ass so large it take up the space of a 3 car garage
[00:00.00]Had a second coming when I busted a nut twice
[00:00.00]With a Mariah Carey look-a-like but with hair like Scary Spice
[00:00.00]She was the type that as soon as she say hi
[00:00.00]She's takin' off her clothes and askin' ("Baby, where's the KY?")
[00:00.00]Huh, got a marriage that she's not holy embraced in
[00:00.00]Cause on her body there ain't a single hole that's sacred
[00:00.00](Oh yeah I taped it) so I can see all of it
[00:00.00]Then it's goin' straight to DVD like a new Steven Segal flick
[00:00.00][Singing Chorus] [x3]
[00:00.00]La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la
[00:00.00][Vocal Scratch]
[00:00.00]"60 minutes of ****in', call me ****master ***, *****"
[00:00.00][Verse Two]
[00:00.00]Got a groupie on my jock and she want me to bang it raw
[00:00.00]The tramp is a skank and whore, she'll give you a canker sore
[00:00.00]She give up ass often
[00:00.00]And it wasn't a MySpace timestamp, that she had the last log-in
[00:00.00]Not an assumption and it ain't complicated man
[00:00.00]Cause she gon' blow either way like an oscillating fan
[00:00.00]I'm like James Bond in a tricked out Viper
[00:00.00]And you're just Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire
[00:00.00]Yeahhh, I am ****master ***, no split personalities here
[00:00.00]I'll go from pimpin' to being weird like Outkast's career
[00:00.00]***** I stick the fork in it and won't spoon later
[00:00.00]They will find the stains on Room Raiders
[00:00.00]I'm in the kitchen with a Ruben Studdard ruben cutter
[00:00.00]Abuse ya mother, won't use a rubber
[00:00.00]The damn ***** like a sandwich, all stuffed and greasy
[00:00.00]Bust a nut in the hoagie and create a new sub-species
[00:00.00][Singing Chorus] [x3]
[00:00.00]La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la
[00:00.00][Vocal Scratch]
[00:00.00]"60 minutes of ****in', call me ****master ***, *****"
[00:00.00][Talking Outro Sample]
[00:00.00]"I'm in the 90's strong! I'm not in the 90's on some MTV videos or some VH1 nonsense!
[00:00.00]I did not come up here to play Hammer and Young MC!
[00:00.00]< It's not what it is... That's not what represents the 90's to me, okay?!"
[00:00.00]"Nobody should have their daughter around you, fam.
[00:00.00]You are ridiculous, you need help and you should seek help.
[00:00.00]And people embracin' this dude needs to think about it and think what he's doin'...
[00:00.00]And I blame myself and everybody else for not speakin' up and givin' their opinion on
[00:00.00]what we think he is and what you ARE."