Vidiots - Marc Shaiman/Christian Borle.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Scott Wittman/Marc Shaiman
[00:00.061] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman
[00:00.122]Mrs Teavee: My God, Wonka! What's happened to him?
[00:02.398]Mr Wonka: He's shrunk to fit the screen.
[00:04.805]Mrs Teavee: Will he ever go back to normal?
[00:06.883]Mr Wonka: No one ever goes back to normal after they've been on TV. It's a well-known fact.
[00:11.513]Oompa Loompas: Alas, Alas, poor Mike Teavee
[00:13.230]For OMG he's ADD
[00:15.386]He's like so many nowadays
[00:17.193]It's awfully modern this malaise
[00:19.237]Whenever Mikey through a fit
[00:21.033]The TV set would babysit
[00:23.039]The only things that Mike can spell
[00:24.912]Are FYI and LOL
[00:26.938]He never goes outside to play
[00:28.835]His world is dark both night and day
[00:30.824]The skies of blue, the pinks, the greens
[00:32.676]He only views on laptop screens
[00:34.732]He only tries to exercise
[00:36.606]Is clicking finger and his thumb
[00:38.524]Each brain cell overloads and dies
[00:40.464]And all his limbs are turning numb
[00:44.605]Vidiots.
[00:47.439]They're just vidiots.
[00:52.154]The age of innocence is gone
[00:53.994]When certain sites are clicked upon
[00:55.844]The images that they repeat
[00:57.805]Once in the brain you can't delete
[00:59.835]They only move from side to side
[01:01.735]Or when they're swiping left to right
[01:03.657]They post and chat and stream about
[01:05.567]And stare until their eyes pop out
[01:07.470]They sit and stare and stare and sit
[01:09.344]Until they're hypnotised by it
[01:11.356]Until they're absolutely drunk
[01:13.331]With all that shocking, ghastly junk
[01:15.146]It clogs and clutters up the mind
[01:17.009]It rots the senses in the head
[01:19.159]It makes a child dull and blind
[01:21.135]It kills imagination dead
[01:23.160]Vidiots.
[01:26.249]They're just vidiots.
[01:30.854]With all this info at a click
[01:32.734]A book will rot upon the shelf
[01:34.716]If all the answers come too quick
[01:36.566]A child won't think for himself
[01:38.516]Each day they text on their new toy
[01:40.481]Their thoughts and their location
[01:42.421]But OMG will this destroy
[01:44.342]The art of conversation?
[01:46.347]Mr Wonka: So sing the story, Mrs. T.
[01:48.258]Oompa Loompas: Of what's become of Mike Teavee
[01:50.155]Mrs Teavee: For wasting his entire brain!
[01:52.141]Oompa Loompas: He's stuck inside his own domain
[01:54.060]Mr Wonka: He'll channel surf till where upon
[01:55.912]Oompa Loompas: He'll find that nothing good is on
[01:57.903]Mrs Teavee: And there is no remote control
[01:59.813]Oompa Loompas: That he can use to find his soul
[02:01.773]So please, oh please, we beg and pray
[02:03.769]Throw the phones and tech away
[02:05.729]And in their place, you can install
[02:07.528]A lovely bookshelf on the wall
[02:09.563]And later each and every kid
[02:11.414]Will listen to the things you say
[02:13.368]They'll love you more for what you did
[02:15.291]And you can dance the night away!
[02:17.439]Vidiots.
[02:20.465]They're just vidiots.
[02:25.077]Vidiots.
[02:28.171]They're just vidiots.
[02:32.091]They're just vidiots.