The Smell Of Rebellion - Tim Minchin.mp3

[00:07.582]MISS TRUNCHBULL: This school of late has started reeking -
[00:10.174]Quiet, maggots, when I'm speaking! -
[00:16.021]Reeking with a most disturbing scent...
[00:20.957]Only the finest nostrils smell it
[00:23.570]But I know it oh-too-well
[00:25.640]It is the odour of rebellion
[00:27.741]It's the bouquet of dissent!
[00:33.520]And you may bet your britches
[00:35.605]This headmistress
[00:36.646]Finds this foul odiferousness
[00:39.261]Wholly olfactorily insulting
[00:44.402]And so to stop the stench's spread
[00:47.731]I find a session of phys. ed
[00:51.611]Sorts the merely rank from the revolting
[01:04.712]The smell of rebellion comes out in the sweat
[01:08.900]And phys. ed. will get you sweating
[01:12.561]And it won't be long before I smell the pong
[01:17.490]Of aiding and abetting!
[01:20.866]A bit of phys. ed. will tell us who
[01:23.744]Has a head full of rebellious thoughts
[01:27.404]Hold! Hold!
[01:29.226]Just like a rotten egg floats
[01:31.823]To the top of a bucket of water
[01:37.056]The smell of rebellion! (One, two)
[01:38.877]The stench of revolt! (Three, four)
[01:40.977]The reek of insubordination! (I can't take it anymore!)
[01:44.910]The whiff of resistance!(One, two, three, four...)
[01:47.205]The pong of dissent!
[01:49.044]The funk of mutiny in action! (That's not right!)
[01:53.513]Before a weed becomes too big and greedy
[01:57.182]You really need to nip it in the bud
[02:00.030]POSITION TWO!
[02:01.337]Before the worm starts to turn
[02:04.220]You must scrape off the dirt
[02:06.335]And rip it from the mud!
[02:09.629]The whiff of insurgence! (One, two, three, four...)
[02:11.202]The stench of intent! (One, two, three, four...)
[02:13.287]The reek of pre-pubescent protest! (But that's not right!)
[02:18.457]The funk of defiance! (One, two, three, four...)
[02:19.486]The odour of coup! (One, two, three, four...)
[02:21.723]The waft of anarchy in progress! (I can't take it anymore!)
[02:25.910]Once we've exercised these demons
[02:28.989]They shall be too pooped for dreaming!
[02:31.069]Some double-time discipline
[02:33.923]Should stop the rot from setting in!
[02:39.674]All right - let's step it up. Double-time!
[02:44.398]One, two, three, four!
[02:45.428]Discipline! Discipline!
[02:46.722]For children who aren't listening
[02:47.752]For midgets who are fidgeting
[02:49.057]And whispering in history
[02:50.361]Their chattering and chittering
[02:51.656]Their nattering and twittering
[02:52.951]Is tempered with a smattering of discipline!
[02:55.561]We must begin insisting on rigidity and discipline
[02:58.187]Persistently resisting this anarchistic mischieving
[03:00.796]These minutes you are frittering on pandering and pitying
[03:03.403]While little ones like this
[03:04.710]They just want discipline
[03:06.016]The simpering and whimpering
[03:07.339]The dribbling and the spittling
[03:08.382]The 'Miss, I need a tissue' is an issue we can fix
[03:10.714]There is no mystery to mastering
[03:12.278]The art of classroom mistressing
[03:13.597]It's discipline, discipline, discipline!
[03:16.199]The smell of rebellion!
[03:16.989]The stench of revolt!
[03:18.284]The reek of pre-pubescent plotting!
[03:20.912]The whiff of resistance!
[03:21.942]The pong of dissent!
[03:23.237]The funk of moral fibre rotting!
[03:28.772]Imagine a world with no children
[03:33.941]Close your eyes and just dream
[03:37.593]Imagine. Come on - try it...
[03:39.682]The peace and the quiet...
[03:41.783]A babbling stream...
[03:47.260]Now imagine a woods with a cottage
[03:51.983]And inside that cottage we find
[03:56.447]A dwarf called Zeke, a carnival freak
[04:00.929]Who can fold paper hats with his mind
[04:04.603]And he says, "Don't let them steal your horses! No!"
[04:10.083]"Don't let them throw them away! No!"
[04:14.543]"If you find your way through,"
[04:16.653]"They'll be waiting for you,"
[04:18.754]"Singing 'neigh neigh'!"
[04:27.384]CHILD, spoken: She's mad!
[04:28.923]MISS TRUNCHBULL: Aha! And there, just like I said
[04:32.829]The stinking maggot rears his head
[04:36.515]Even the squittiest, pittiest mess
[04:39.383]Can harbour seeds of stinkiness
[04:42.495]Have you ever seen anything more repellent?!
[04:45.141]Have you ever smelled anything worse
[04:47.482]Than that smell of rebellion?!
[04:50.540]The stench of revolt! (Discipline, discipline. No more whispering. Children need discipline. Cut out their whimpering)
[04:53.627]The reek of insubordination! (If you're mischeiving, she'll sniff you out, without a doubt. She's a snout in a million!)
[05:00.577]The whiff of resistance! (Discipline, discipline, No more whispering. Children need discipline. Cut out their whimpering)
[05:02.601]The pong of dissent!(If you're mischeiving, she'll sniff you out, without a doubt. She's a snout in a million!)
[05:06.928]And I will not stop 'til you are squashed!
[05:10.323]'Til this rebellion is quashed!
[05:13.384]'Til glorious, sweaty discipline has washed this sickening scent...
[05:23.907]Away!